Are you a rogue with 420 hit? ...

[Zazen]

Do you know how to play all dps roles with a high degree of skill?
Do you avoid effects that are clearly rendered under your character?
Can you monitor cast bars and emotes to determine mechanic/phase information?
Can you speak clearly into a microphone?
Are you reliably available on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays from 7 to 11pm server time?
Are you at least 2/8 in ID, preferably 5/8 with a hard mode Conclave kill or two under your belt?
Do you have at least 44k PA?
Are you a condescending [Edit] that derives pleasure in pointing out the failures of others while attributing your own failures to lag or RNG?

If you can answer 'yes' to the majority of these questions we'd love to hear from you in <Lucidium> (click my sig for link).

[rezzzz]

Are you at least 2/8 in ID, preferably 5/8 with a hard mode Conclave kill or two under your belt?

If you can answer 'yes' to the majority of these questions we'd love to hear from you in <Lucidium> (click my sig for link).

I like turtles

[Dkknight777]

Are you a condescending as$hole that derives pleasure in pointing out the failures of others while attributing your own failures to lag or RNG?

This. If there is a Trion blue/purple reading this somewhere, please take it to heart as an example to guide the way of Rift's future development. Zazen has jokingly yet honestly described why many casuals have no interest what so ever in raiding content or joining a raid guild, and become less interested daily in random LFGs that are not worth the marks/plaques for dealing with the headache of the above types. One customers entertainment at the expense of another's fun should be during consensual PvP only and nowhere else. Thank you Zazen for putting it so succinctly in a recruiting thread!

[Zazen]

Yes that line was tongue-in-cheek but I'm not sure what you expect Trion to do about that attitude in raiding guilds? They can only develop the content they cannot dictate the demeanor of the players.