Orak - the level 50 'Tankstitute'

[Orakk]

Hello, the great people of Whitefall!

I'm Orak, a level 50 Guardian Dwarf Warrior, who is in dire need of something to do in the game besides raiding and PvP'ing, and money (vials, enchants, and erhm, ARTIFACTS, crafting etc. etc.) has been harsh on my ingame wallet, so I am proud to present; Orak's tanking service!

Now you might be wondering what this is all about, and I am more than happy to break it down to you:

I have FULL T3 tanking gear, with experiences in all dungeons, experts and raids. I have been tanking since 2004 when World of Warcraft got released, so I am very accustumed to tanking and tanking technique's, plus I'm a wonderful multi-tasker.

So, NOW you might be wondering "Why is he showing off like that?!" - well, its to promote my service!

I am willing to tank ANY instance, for a set amount of platinum.

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The pricing goes like this:

Normal dungeon: 10p.
Tier 1 dungeon: 15p.
Tier 2 dungeon 20p.

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If you want super deluxe tanking (I'll pop a vial, put thick armor plating on, and chug down a Monster energy drink for increased focus), that's only going to be 2,5p on top of the order!

So if you want to run Deepstrike Mines without any wipes (that a normal PuG tank would cause), I am here to help.

If you want me to tank for you, send me an ingame mail, a PM here on these forums, or a message in this topic.

Now, let the trolls come! (I know these kind of services are biased!)

Yours,
Orak

[mmmEcchi]

Nametaken offers the same service for a gentle kiss, gender indiscriminate.

[Orakk]

Nametaken offers the same service for a gentle kiss, gender indiscriminate.

Uff, already got my first troll here on the forums ;).

[mmmEcchi]

My bad, it's 4:30am and I can't force the game to let me play, and, jeg elsker fransk hotdog, mmmmMMMM. Goodluck in your self pimping.

[Orakk]

My bad, it's 4:30am and I can't force the game to let me play, and, jeg elsker fransk hotdog, mmmmMMMM. Goodluck in your self pimping.

You're right, I should get myself a pimp to do the advertising for me!

[mmmEcchi]

Nametaken will do it for a... nevermind

[AintEvenMadBro]

Why do you insist on whoring my services out when i'm not even at home

[mmmEcchi]

It's just business.

[Sensational]

Sensational is offering victory for any Warfront, all you must do is the simple transfer of the appropriate sum of 30p upon my joining of your Warfront and you will end up victorious.

Note: Must be done while Sleiv is there.

[Zlotvor]

I'll squirrel Sens for free!

[mmmEcchi]

Note: Must be done while Sleiv is there on HEALER SPEC NOT INQ.

Fixed, your welcome.