Defiants getting ganked? Fear no more!

[FLD]

Hi!
Are YOU a Defiant getting ganked by guardians ? Cant get that level because someone is camping YOU?
My name is Freelapdance and I have a business proposition for you!

For a meager fee ServerPolice will clean out your area as many times as you desire, keeping you safe and sound while grinding that mob or finishing that quest!

Contact Freelapdance / Bondage ingame for prices and other services!

Disclaimer: Any Aesir removal are FREE of charge because of the low risk.

Happy hunting!

[Shikarius Maximus]

inb4 someone gets ripped off by a gang of keyboard turning, pve heros.

[qDMG]

in Darkfall you guys were a good early source of income for Banded armor. But most of the time you only dropped **** :-/ yes you hated me, alot. But i wont say my name because in Rift i am your best friend and wont pull you into acid when you are in the city. pinky promise.

EDIT: Aesir was in darkfall also worth a lulz. walking lewtbags for mandrake. omnomnom.

[FLD]

in Darkfall you guys were a good early source of income for Banded armor. But most of the time you only dropped **** :-/ yes you hated me, alot. But i wont say my name because in Rift i am your best friend and wont pull you into acid when you are in the city. pinky promise.

EDIT: Aesir was in darkfall also worth a lulz. walking lewtbags for mandrake. omnomnom.

Acid in city hmm. Alfar capitol? Sorry we didnt play alfars, but im sure you pulled us all the way from mirdainlands. Cant remember hating many people in darkfall but im sure you are a special case then.

[FLD]

inb4 someone gets ripped off by a gang of keyboard turning, pve heros.

TBH. I loled. have yet too see any of you, did you go hide somewhere in sanctum permanently or something? Oh wait maybe you just didnt WANT to level up.

[Shikarius Maximus]

TBH. I loled. have yet too see any of you, did you go hide somewhere in sanctum permanently or something? Oh wait maybe you just didnt WANT to level up.

I'd like to change my statement to PvE/Grammar hero.

[FLD]

I'd like to change my statement to PvE/Grammar hero.

I'd like to see you ingame, i feel offended being called a pve hero by a tbh member.

[Marshall86]

Everyone just calm down a minute... Server Police are awesome at removing anything pve related!

Where they struggle is when the target has a brain...

[FLD]

Everyone just calm down a minute... Server Police are awesome at removing anything pve related!

Where they struggle is when the target has a brain...

We thank you for all this butthurt loving, but you really shouldnt call yourself a brainless target even if you are, bad for the ego and so on.

[ajee]

Lollers, so you're turning your lvl 40 ganking into a business? Pro **** right there

[qDMG]

Acid in city hmm. Alfar capitol? Sorry we didnt play alfars, but im sure you pulled us all the way from mirdainlands. Cant remember hating many people in darkfall but im sure you are a special case then.

spoke of the acid in general since it was a nice mini-game for quick lewtz. I remeber pulling one macroing guy down the tower, into the water, then pushed him with a raft to next mob-spawn, letting him being killed by them, loot, win. Took me like 20 mins though. Sometime i just couldnt afford an alignment hit or was to lazy to login my alt.

[Heal]

Where is serverpolice btw, haven't seen you in a few days?
Only good premade on defiant side atm

[FLD]

Where is serverpolice btw, haven't seen you in a few days?
Only good premade on defiant side atm

Rolled a couple of alts while we were waiting for a few guys to hit 50, we've just recently started today again, see you soon ;)

PS your heals are nasty. **** you ^^

[Xathian]

bondage sux,

where's carl still palying?

[Aneu]

Can I just say, for a meager fee of nothing if any Guardian is getting killed by the origional poster or guild then let us know and we will hunt the area for as long as is required.