Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Talila]

Granted, but it only lasts for a few days, people will then look at each-other awkwardly and go "let's never speak of this again"

I wish we could have teleportation devices in the real world.

[Goodberry]

Granted, but nobody uses them because it's impossible to know if what materialises at the other end is really you or a clone (the real you having been lost in the process).

I wish that every incomplete or lost artistic work had been completed and survived.

[DoomSprout]

Granted, but nobody uses them because it's impossible to know if what materialises at the other end is really you or a clone (the real you having been lost in the process).

I wish that every incomplete or lost artistic work had been completed and survived.

Granted. However, now the world is awash with awful artwork that was incomplete for good reason.

I wish ZorbaTHut would just implement everything I've asked for in the addon API, and stop worrying about all of the stuff other people want, which is clearly far less important

[Kaelthun]

Granted. However, now the world is awash with awful artwork that was incomplete for good reason.

I wish ZorbaTHut would just implement everything I've asked for in the addon API, and stop worrying about all of the stuff other people want, which is clearly far less important

Granted but he also changes everything else that already exists in the API (function calls, includes etc.) forcing you and everyone to rewrite your addons from scratch. The scorn you receive will be biblical.

I wish my pimpcup was actually made of gold instead of this fake spray on stuff.

[Domremy]

Granted but he also changes everything else that already exists in the API (function calls, includes etc.) forcing you and everyone to rewrite your addons from scratch. The scorn you receive will be biblical.

I wish my pimpcup was actually made of gold instead of this fake spray on stuff.

Granted, but you're horribly killed by a pack of thieves who've come for ALL ZE GOLD.

I wish I didn't have to pay so many damn bills so I could go buy SL and a new computer so Rift will look awesome and not like an MS Paint project.

[Toransparkwing]

Granted but he also changes everything else that already exists in the API (function calls, includes etc.) forcing you and everyone to rewrite your addons from scratch. The scorn you receive will be biblical.

I wish my pimpcup was actually made of gold instead of this fake spray on stuff.

Granted, but later you find out it has been stolen from Mac-daddy-CJ himself the leader of the blackhood pimps, who rallys his 'brotha's' who hunt you down, dress you up as a school girl and beat you where the sun don't shine

I wish for the power to cause spontaneous sexual pleasure to anyone that I hold a stare with for longer than 3 seconds

[DoomSprout]

Granted, but later you find out it has been stolen from Mac-daddy-CJ himself the leader of the blackhood pimps, who rallys his 'brotha's' who hunt you down, dress you up as a school girl and beat you where the sun don't shine

I wish for the power to cause spontaneous sexual pleasure to anyone that I hold a stare with for longer than 3 seconds

Granted. Now, every time you shave in front of a mirror, you end up in a terrible mess... and that time you popped round to visit your grandma still haunts you...

I wish I had the power to stop time, while still being able to move around and affect things in the world.

[Gardy]

Granted. Now, every time you shave in front of a mirror, you end up in a terrible mess... and that time you popped round to visit your grandma still haunts you...

I wish I had the power to stop time, while still being able to move around and affect things in the world.

Granted, but in doing so you exit this universe and enter an alternative meta-universe where time runs backwards towards the Big Bang, with you frozen in place unable to move in space.

I wish every time I look at an an attractive non related woman, I have the choice of causing her to have a stunning organism

[Diarch]

Granted, but after you have looked at and satisfied them, they no longer have any interest in satisfying you.

I wish I could create a pill that would eliminate back hair for men, and lip hair for women, once and for all.

[Toransparkwing]

Granted, but after you have looked at and satisfied them, they no longer have any interest in satisfying you.

I wish I could create a pill that would eliminate back hair for men, and lip hair for women, once and for all.

You succeed, but this pill contains very addictive qualities and is also extremley expensive, this causes an outbreak of violence and robbery as people steal the pill from local doctors and eventually come for you. The end result is that they take so much of this pill that all bodily hair is lost.

I wish for Crucia bugs to disappear

[Diarch]

Granted, but then RIFT becomes intolerably awesome, and the entire weight of the WoW community shifts over here and ruins everything.

Speaking of...

I wish I could again experience that 'first love' feeling I had with WoW so long ago, which so many try for and all end up recognizing it is a lost cause.

[Shibi]

I wish I could again experience that 'first love' feeling I had with WoW so long ago, which so many try for and all end up recognizing it is a lost cause.

Granted, but after spending a week in grey gear and dying over and over to lower level scorpions you got to Orgimmar, and on hearing [Anal] Rupture for the first time take it too far and are perma-banned.

I wish I could make myself look like anyone else.

[Hartzekar]

Granted, but after spending a week in grey gear and dying over and over to lower level scorpions you got to Orgimmar, and on hearing [Anal] Rupture for the first time take it too far and are perma-banned.

I wish I could make myself look like anyone else.

granted, but with each person you change into you retain one of their qualities. You end up looking like a mutant.

I wish rok concerts weren't too loud to be enjoyable.

[Pixiestarcat]

Granted, all rock concerts will only be played at a high frequency which humans cannot detect. Only dogs will attend rock concerts.

I wish I could cook food better.

[nemecis]

Granted, all rock concerts will only be played at a high frequency which humans cannot detect. Only dogs will attend rock concerts.

I wish I could cook food better.

granted, and now you have to make us all delicious sammichez!

I wish the person to post next would not corrupt my wish!