Corrupt a wish!

[EvilMegaCookie]

Im talking about hockey, it has nothing to do with "clubs"
and you didnt make a wish so im stealing your wish spot

I wish i had an endless supply of those little camrel cube things cause they are amazing

I know you talked about hockey, since I recognized the name^^ I should have written hockey clubs instead lol. Granted. But they eventually become so many that you crumble beneath their weight.

I wish that I could destroy the whole universe with one giant Flame Nova. Including myself, whom die instantly. Creating another Flame Nova.

[Sinndel]

I know you talked about hockey, since I recognized the name^^ I should have written hockey clubs instead lol. Granted. But they eventually become so many that you crumble beneath their weight.

I wish that I could destroy the whole universe with one giant Flame Nova. Including myself, whom die instantly. Creating another Flame Nova.

Granted, but in order to be able to contain enough energy to generate a blast of that magnitude, you would have to be gigantic. You gain 30 thousand tons of body mass over the course of 12 seconds, and slowly begin to drift away from the planet earth and into the sun. There is a slight shift in gravity, but mostly harmless. You never get to use your new ability, as you suffocate in the vaccum of space, and burn up harmlessly in the suns corona.

I wish EvilMegaCookie would stop posting.

[Tarkawelian]

Granted, but in order to be able to contain enough energy to generate a blast of that magnitude, you would have to be gigantic. You gain 30 thousand tons of body mass over the course of 12 seconds, and slowly begin to drift away from the planet earth and into the sun. There is a slight shift in gravity, but mostly harmless. You never get to use your new ability, as you suffocate in the vaccum of space, and burn up harmlessly in the suns corona.

I wish EvilMegaCookie would stop posting.

Granted, but then he comes to your house and talks to you non-stop until you rip your ears off. Then he starts to communicate with you telepathicaly so there is no way to ignore him.

I wish that i was the best artist ever.

[Palvy]

Granted, but then he comes to your house and talks to you non-stop until you rip your ears off. Then he starts to communicate with you telepathicaly so there is no way to ignore him.

I wish that i was the best artist ever.

Granted, but then you find yourself caught up in a nasty cycle of traveling all over the world/showing at expositions/frantically making new paintings and statues until you realize that you have money, but no friends, family, or place to call home. At that point, you ditch the art career in abject fear that you will die a lonely eccentric somewhere in Mongolia.

I wish that one could live on coffee, without need to ever eat or drink anything else.

[Sinndel]

Granted, but then you find yourself caught up in a nasty cycle of traveling all over the world/showing at expositions/frantically making new paintings and statues until you realize that you have money, but no friends, family, or place to call home. At that point, you ditch the art career in abject fear that you will die a lonely eccentric somewhere in Mongolia.

I wish that one could live on coffee, without need to ever eat or drink anything else.

Granted, scientists discover a way to supplement coffee with all the essential vitamins and neutrients needed to sustain a human body. Sadly, it's decaf only.

I wish I owned half of Brazil.

[savagehart]

Granted, scientists discover a way to supplement coffee with all the essential vitamins and neutrients needed to sustain a human body. Sadly, it's decaf only.

I wish I owned half of Brazil.

Granted, but the owner of the other half turns it into the world's largest cattle stockyard, causeing you to suffocate in the stench. You also develop the 1st human case of hoof and mouth disease.

I wish we could all just get along.

[EvilMegaCookie]

Granted, scientists discover a way to supplement coffee with all the essential vitamins and neutrients needed to sustain a human body. Sadly, it's decaf only.

I wish I owned half of Brazil.

Granted. But they cause an uproar due to your bad leadership and an assasin knocks you unconscious, then you wake up only to see a huge mob grinning cruelly, then they start tearing out your nails, then your toe-nails. While you cry for mercy, they slowly start peeling your skin off and ultimately ripping your heart out.

I wish that Maelforge comes to Rift and burns everything down.

P.S Do you have something against me? >.< lol.

[Tarkawelian]

Granted. But they cause an uproar due to your bad leadership and an assasin knocks you unconscious, then you wake up only to see a huge mob grinning cruelly, then they start tearing out your nails, then your toe-nails. While you cry for mercy, they slowly start peeling your skin off and ultimately ripping your heart out.

I wish that Maelforge comes to Rift and burns everything down.

P.S Do you have something against me? >.< lol.

Alright it burns down all the rifts saving Telara.

I wish stupid pop-ups would stop popping up.

[Nymphetamyne]

Alright it burns down all the rifts saving Telara.

I wish stupid pop-ups would stop popping up.

Granted. They now fall down into your lap.

I wish I could step into the future and play a released Diablo 3.

[savagehart]

Granted. They now fall down into your lap.

I wish I could step into the future and play a released Diablo 3.

Granted, but Diable 3 is released into the world, not the computer. You now live in the nightmare that is the game world.

I wish we could go on a surfing safari.

[Palvy]

Granted, but Diable 3 is released into the world, not the computer. You now live in the nightmare that is the game world.

I wish we could go on a surfing safari.

Granted. You are now trying to balance on a surfboard being dragged behind a Land Rover in the middle of the African savanah, an area filled with pretty yellow lions.

I wish that uncorrupted, honest politicians would exist.

[fata13xception]

Granted. You are now trying to balance on a surfboard being dragged behind a Land Rover in the middle of the African savanah, an area filled with pretty yellow lions.

I wish that uncorrupted, honest politicians would exist.

Granted...

...but the corrupt, dishonest populace rises up in bloody civil war, resulting in corrupt, dishonest dictators.

I wish the MLB would disband for good.

[Potato Chips]

Granted, But the players throw in a beach party at your house listening to Numa Numa. They've also decided to retire there C=

I wish that donating blood was mandatory... even for animals.

[Jan Karl'Servath]

Granted...But everyone dies or some ****.

I wish Rift died and AoC came back alive.

[Nymphetamyne]

Granted...But everyone dies or some ****.

I wish Rift died and AoC came back alive.

Granted. AoC makes a comeback, but its fatalities and uncensored boobies are removed.

I wish I had more awesome, mellow rock like Gorillaz. *hint*hint*