An Ode to Warfront Warriors, sung to "One," by Metallica

[Sunspots]

I can't remember anything
just charged ahead and used my fear
Deep down inside I tried to scream
/raid Why won't anyone heal me?

I'm just a war that's specced to kill
I lack in survivability
Can't find a friend to pocket heal
/raid We're losing cause I'm dying!

Hold my breath as I wait to spawn
Oh please God, heal me...

Back in our base it's much too real
just checked my spec and all my gear
don't they know I need heals to kill?
I'll hide in the back till I can fear

DPS Clerics dance around me
just like a warfront novelty
and the ones that heal, I always outreach
/raid I DIED AGAIN O. M. G!

Hold my breath as I wait to spawn
Oh please God, heal me...

Now the warfronts over and I'm just One
Oh God, hopefully noone notices my death to kill ratio


Damage imprisoning me
all that I see
red numbers flying
I cannot heal
I cannot cure
trapped in this soul
this build's my holding cell

Clerics have taken my kills
taken my damage
taken my favor
taken my wins
taken my heals
taken my prestige
left me with life in Whitefall

[Jhazvhug]

Is it bad if I just ejaculated?

[spitfirek]

I'm just a war that's specced to kill
I lack in survivability
Can't find a friend to pocket heal ME
/raid We're losing cause I'm dying!

This is almost perfect, just need to change the little bit above to fit the song better.

[Smoldy]

Great job!!! thats some funny sheit

[Kain101]

Haha, that's Hilarious! Warrior DPS is terrible!

Lulz

[Pisha]

\m/

You, my friend, deserve a medal.

[Shieldy]

this thread is full of win!

[Sunspots]

Thanks for all the props, this all came about in mumble as I'm prone to sing outloud when bored to whoever is in channel and then progressed onto 15 minutes of wasted afk time in yet another escalation whitefall. Metallica Rox, and Warriors Sux!

[Endathi]

bump for references sake

[Zeradin]

I love it, do some more more work on it and make a request to metallica if they wouldn't mind to sing it for laughts:P