Seriously, go now.
I understand both your frustration and your need to be mildly cruel, however why not harness that negative energy in a positive way by contributing to The Solutions Thread!?
It will not only help relieve your queue anxiety but, depending on how hard you work, potentially cure the cause
-Billael, Dwarf Warrior • Faemist, PvP Shard
Yeah, I don't know diddly squat about that kind of thing and doubt I'd have any viable solutions.