/tries to take eyes off Plastique's signature.
Yes! Correct! Faeblight can never....umm ..whaaa? umm!!
Truly the powers required to shut this server down whilst it plays host to this most illustrious population are more than what mortal men can channel. Pacts will have to be made with the forces beyond our vision , though by then the price will already be too great.
In summation: Bears will Cry, Goats will fly and there will be no more Bacon.