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    Prophet of Telara Skythe's Avatar
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    Default Rift: Trolls of Telara

    Hail telarans, elders and new,
    I've got a tale to tell to you.
    Gather around,
    Sit on the ground,
    As I see the story through.

    Ages ago, in a land far away
    lived telarans, happy everyday.
    But then arose
    a threat to those
    who were happy as a goddam cliche.

    You see, it was after E3
    when the trolls roamed free.
    When their terrible horde
    ripped its reward
    From forums as far as the eye can see.

    At first, they were few
    they kept silent, they knew
    that reinforcement would come
    and then they could harm
    everyone there, people like you.

    The telarans were unprepared
    trolls as a threat was yet to be declared.
    They were greeted with warmth
    Into welcoming threads sent forth

    But the trolls had in store
    What would fit for a war
    With the memmbers, the admins, the lore.

    No thread was clean,
    They were like a machine
    Lolx, pwn00b and other banened names
    All stormed the forums like acid rain

    And the banhammer swung, again and again-
    It did no use, the trolls are insane!
    Wow, 4chan, and everything bad
    Element X and it blew out of hand!

    Deathpaste, sarcasm, ignoring did no use!
    The forums fell like a pile of ooze.

    Heed my story champions, may this not happen to you!
    Be on the lookout, destroy all they do!
    It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when we have lost our way.
    -Me? I am Someone, Somebody. Anybody. Anyone.

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    Oh that's brilliant Skythe!! It's already started though
    If you say plz instead of please, I say no because it's shorter than yes.

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    Prophet of Telara Skythe's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Liziana View Post
    Oh that's brilliant Skythe!! It's already started though
    i think I'm actualy gonna write a short story about this.
    It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when we have lost our way.
    -Me? I am Someone, Somebody. Anybody. Anyone.

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    For a minute there I thought this was going to be the final race.

    Good job on the lyrics.

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    This is cool.. .You are a bard in local pub or something?? Nicely done, I want to hear the story too! ;)
    I don't need to "Get a life."! I'm a Gamer! I have loads of Lifes! - - - Necromancy - happiness is an army of unstoppable, loyal, killing machines.

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    That's great Skythe. Excellent work...more...more...more.
    We Were The Defiant

    Then Rift went Trivial and Dull

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    i did lol..
    i was like hmm..
    i should reply ..
    ...it's swell.

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    Awesome job with that!

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    Nice poem. Lets hope it doesn't happen to these forums.
    Warp

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    That roxxors the boxxors.
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    i swear Rift has even more trolls in general chat than wow had after BC

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