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    "There's a fine line between stupid and clever." This is Spinal Tap
    I love the smell of 3d6 in the morning...

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    Doc: You know what they say: People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
    Rocco: Doc, I gotta buy you, like, a proverb book or something. This mix'n'match ****'s gotta go.
    Doc: What?
    Connor: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn't it?
    Murphy: And don't cross the road if you can't get out of the kitchen.


    Honestly, every line from The Boondock saints is epic.

    Rocco: Is it dead?!


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    Not really a one-liner, but my favorite movie quote of all time

    - The Other Guys-


    Mark Wahlberg

    “I don’t like you. The sound of your pee hitting the urinal sounds feminine. If we were in the wild I would attack you.. Even if you weren’t in my food chain I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna I’d swim out in to the middle of the ocean and frickin eat you.. and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.”

    Will Ferrell

    First off.. a lion? Swimming in the ocean? Lions don’t like water. If you had put it near a fresh water source like a river or a lake that’d make sense, but you find yourself in the ocean… 20 ft waves, im assuming off the coast of Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with about 10 of his friends? You lose that battle.. you lose that battle 9 times out of 10.. And guess what.. you’ve wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We’ve talked to ourselves and said “You know what.. lion tastes good. Lets go get some more lion”. We’ve developed a system and created a beach head to come get you and your family. We will devise a breathing apparatus with kelp to hold certain amounts of oxygen. Its not gonna be days at a time, but an hour.. hour forty five. That will give us enough time to find out where you live, follow you home and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You are out gunned and out manned. Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go?

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    Rumack: I won't deceive you, Mr. Striker. We're running out of time.
    Ted Striker: Surely there must be something you can do.
    Rumack: I'm doing everything I can... and stop calling me Shirley!

    Leslie Nielson with a straight face in Airplane!.

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