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    Default Who says old folks can't be quick with the quips?

    An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange and purple and he had black makeup ringing his eyes.

    The old man stared in puzzlement at him. The boy snidely said, "What's the matter old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"

    The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and woke up in bed with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

    Note: No parrots were harmed in the telling of this joke.
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    ROFL LMAO! Nice!
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    ROFL LMAO! Nice!

    Go oHIo!

    PS - Not sure how I posted twice .. sry!
    Last edited by ViciousPixie; 11-26-2010 at 06:32 AM.
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    LOL that was great.

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    +1

    Good one

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