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    Talking Denny's in Everquest (Off Topic)

    For you Everquest veterans, here's an oldie-but-goodie

    Denny's Restaurant ... Everquest Style

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    LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
    You have entered Denny's.
    You say, 'Hail Denny's hostess'
    Denny's hostess says 'Hello, Slyde. Welcome to Denny's. [Smoking] or [non-smoking]?'
    You say, 'non-smoking'
    You say, 'I would like non-smoking please'
    You say, 'what about non-smoking'
    Denny's hostess says 'Right this way, please.'
    You are out of food and drink.
    Kalbuir shouts, 'has anyone seen the waiter ?'
    Raive shouts, 'no and I've been camping him for half an hour'
    You are out of food and drink.
    Europe shouts, 'I see him'
    Kalbuir shouts, 'dont kill him, I still have to do the order quest'
    You are hungry.
    You are thirsty.
    You are out of food and drink.

    You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
    Denny's waiter says 'Hello, Slyde. You look like you could use some [coffee]'
    You say, 'Yes I'll have some coffee'
    You say, 'what about coffee'
    Denny's waiter says 'Ah, excellent! We have [regular] and [decaf].'
    You say, 'I will have some decaf'
    You say, 'what about decaf'
    You say, 'what about decaffeinated coffee'
    Denny's waiter says 'I expected nothing less of you. Here, take this.'
    You gain experience!
    Your faction standing with JuanValdez got better

    You drink your coffee.
    You were hit by non-melee for 39 damage
    YOU are burning!
    You shout, 'Ow hehe this coffee's hot'
    Jives shouts, 'Haha u sux0r'
    You are hungry.
    You are out of food.

    Annoying kid says 'Pikachuuuuuu'
    Annoying kid tries to hit YOU, but misses!
    Annoying kid tries to hit YOU, but misses!
    Annoying kid hits YOU for 3 points of damage.
    Auto-attack on.
    You hit Annoying kid for 17 points of damage.
    You hit Annoying kid for 22 points of damage.
    You have slain Annoying kid!
    Your faction standing with DisciplinelessMothers got worse
    Your faction standing with Denny'sCustomers got better
    Your faction standing with TheWorldAtLarge got better

    Annoying kid's corpse0 says 'My mother will avenge my death!'
    You receive 3 copper as your split.
    You are hungry.
    You are out of food.

    Disciplineless mother says 'Your actions and history are a personal affront to all I stand for.'
    Disciplineless mother begins casting a spell.
    Disciplineless mother pet is enveloped in flames.
    Off-duty police officer says 'Hey! No pets in the building!'
    Disciplineless mother pet hits YOU for 18 points of damage.
    Off-duty police officer hits Disciplineless mother for 287 points of damage.
    Off-duty police officer hits Disciplineless mother for 234 points of damage.
    Off-duty police officer kicks Disciplineless mother for 27 points of damage.
    Disciplineless mother is slain by Off-duty police officer!
    Disciplineless mother pet hits YOU for 12 points of damage.
    Off-duty police officer hits Disciplineless mother pet for 262 points of damage.
    Off-duty police officer was burned.
    Disciplineless mother pet is slain by Off-duty police officer!
    Off-duty police officer says 'Let this be a lesson, that none can withstand the wrath of the San Diego Department of Public Safety.'
    You are hungry.
    You are out of food.

    You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
    Denny's waiter says 'Can I get you some more [coffee]?'
    You say, 'No, I want to place my order'
    You say, 'Can I place my order?'
    You say, 'Let me place my order dammit!'
    Denny's waiter says 'Ah, would you like to try our [Grand Slam Breakfast]?'
    You say, 'I will have the grand slam breakfast'
    Denny's waiter says 'How would you like your [eggs]?'
    You say, 'scrambled'
    You say, 'I would like them scrambled'
    You say, 'what about eggs'
    Denny's waiter says 'You can have [scrambled eggs] or [fried eggs].'
    You say, 'I will have scrambled eggs'
    Denny's waiter says 'Excellent, would you like anything to drink? Some [orange juice], perhaps?'
    You say, 'I will have orange juice'
    You say, 'what about orange juice'
    Denny's waiter says 'Our orange juice is fresh squeezed from concentrate.'
    You say, 'give me orange juice'
    Denny's waiter says 'Okay, I'll be right back with your orange juice.'
    You gain experience!
    You are hungry.
    You are out of food.

    Random shouts, 'Attention, your bacon is now raw, because fully-cooked bacon lacks the inherent risks associated with our Vision of Bacon.'
    Elladar shouts, 'Wait a minute, the bacon hasn't been cooked for months'
    Random shouts, 'Uhh... yes it has.'
    Elladar shouts, 'You kidding? We've been complaining about this stuff being raw for ages'
    Random shouts, 'Uh, whatever.'
    Random shouts, 'Oh.'
    Random shouts, 'uh.... I've just been informed that the bacon has been raw for several months now, but we were unable to determine this until we fixed a bug with the pancakes, which were previously large enough to obscure the bacon.'
    Random shouts, '... Oh, yeah, we nerfed your pancakes too.'
    Denny's waiter says 'Here is your breakfast, Slyde.'
    You gain experience!
    Your faction standing with Denny'sCustomers got worse

    Scrambled eggs looks at you threateningly - what would you like your tombstone to say?
    Liziana says, "Slyde, I still can't believe you can eat this stuff'
    Slyde begins to cast a spell.
    Slyde is protected from poison.
    Slyde says, 'I always come prepared'
    You taste your eggs.
    You are chilled to the bone.
    You shout, 'oh man my eggs are cold'
    Anagain shouts, 'petition a manager then'
    You petition, 'my scrambled eggs are cold'
    You shout, 'Man, where's the manager'
    Jives shouts, 'Haha u pteitond a managr u sux0r'
    Random tells you, 'Greetings, Slyde, I am Random, the Denny's manager. How can I assist you?'
    You tell Random 'my scrambled eggs are cold'
    Random tells you, 'I will be with you as soon as possible, please stay patient'
    You sip your coffee.
    A cool breeze slips through your mind.
    Random says, 'Greetings, Slyde. Are your eggs still cold?'
    You say, 'yes'
    Random begins to cast a spell.
    Scrambled eggs burst into flame.
    Random says, 'Take care'
    Slyde says, 'Ack, I don't feel so well'
    Durnkrag shouts, 'Train to the restroom!!!'
    Slyde begins to cast a spell.
    Alka-Seltzer staggers.
    Slyde staggers.
    Slyde beams a smile at Alka-Seltzer.
    Slyde says, 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...'
    Denny's waiter says 'Here, let me clear that away for you.'
    You say, 'Hey, wait, that's my food, I'm not done yet....'
    You shout, 'Hey, this waiter took my food'
    Hanlo shouts, 'Yep, they do that sometimes if you let your food sit there'
    You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
    Denny's waiter says 'Hello there, Slyde, how can I help you?'
    You say, 'Check please'
    Denny's waiter says 'Okay, here you go.'
    You gain experience!
    You say, 'Hail Denny's cashier'
    Denny's cashier says 'Hello there, would you like to pay your [check]?'
    You say, 'Yes I want to pay my check'
    You say, 'what about my check'
    Denny's cashier says 'You must give me the check before I can reveal more to you.'
    Denny's cashier says 'Ah, excellent! Would you like to know your [total]?'
    You gain experience!
    Your faction standing with Denny'sCashiers got better

    You say, 'what is my total'
    Denny's cashier says 'Your total is 6 gold, 7 silver, 9 copper. Will you be paying with a [MasterCard]?'
    You say, 'yes I will use a mastercard'
    Denny's cashier says 'Unfortunately your MasterCard is over-limit. Would you prefer to pay with [cash]?'
    Your faction standing with MasterCard got worse
    Your faction standing with CheesyAssHighInterestRateCreditCardCompanies got better

    You say, 'yes I will pay with cash'
    Denny's cashier says 'Your total is 6 gold, 7 silver, 9 copper then.'
    You gain experience!
    You receive 2 silver.
    You receive 1 copper.
    Denny's waiter says 'You have stiffed me on my tip for the last time!'
    Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 217 points of damage!
    Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 204 points of damage!
    Denny's waiter hits YOU for 226 points of damage!
    Denny's waiter tries to hit YOU, but misses!
    Denny's waiter bashes YOU for 74 points of damage!
    You are stunned.
    Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 189 points of damage!
    You are bleeding to death!
    Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 221 points of damage!
    You have been slain by Denny's waiter!
    You are no longer stunned.
    LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
    You have entered Sony Online Entertainment Headquarters.
    You shout, 'Can I get a SOW? My corpse is all the way over in Denny's'
    Jives shouts, 'Haha u sux0r'

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    Lol - refreshingly just like I remember ;)
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    I'm surprised you didn't die to "pain and suffering" after eating that egg!
    If you say plz instead of please, I say no because it's shorter than yes.

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    I love it! Thank you for sharing it with us
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    Quote Originally Posted by Liziana View Post
    I'm surprised you didn't die to "pain and suffering" after eating that egg!
    Haha - Pain and Suffering was my worst enemy - I saw him far too often... especially if my pet broke and I didn't realise it instantly lol
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    Elladar shouts, 'Wait a minute, the bacon hasn't been cooked for months'
    Random shouts, 'Uhh... yes it has.'
    Elladar shouts, 'You kidding? We've been complaining about this stuff being raw for ages'
    Lol.. Thats me complaining! Btw is this a quest in EQ? Or its some masochistic event? And why do you have to say
    You say, 'non-smoking'
    You say, 'I would like non-smoking please'
    You say, 'what about non-smoking'
    three times? Is it 3 unique answers for the question, and by saying correct one you continue with the quest?

    Is the annoying kid Esh from pokemon or something??
    Annoying kid says 'Pikachuuuuuu'
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    Ah, yes, I love this one lol. And Elladar, in EQ you didn't know what exactly they wanted you to say. They would have a bracket on a word and you could spend 10 minutes trying different sentence compositions until it worked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hanlo View Post
    Ah, yes, I love this one lol. And Elladar, in EQ you didn't know what exactly they wanted you to say. They would have a bracket on a word and you could spend 10 minutes trying different sentence compositions until it worked.
    OMG are you joking?? So basically its was a literal "Dialogue" with an NPC?? How the hell do you supposed to know what they want you to ask?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elladar View Post
    OMG are you joking?? So basically its was a literal "Dialogue" with an NPC?? How the hell do you supposed to know what they want you to ask?
    The key word they wanted you to use was in the square brackets - so you just had to keep asking in different phrasings until you got the right one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elladar View Post
    OMG are you joking?? So basically its was a literal "Dialogue" with an NPC?? How the hell do you supposed to know what they want you to ask?
    That was the quest system in EQ. A lot of the time, you had to guess the trigger phrase and sometimes the trigger word didn't have brackets around it. Yes, it was a bit annoying at times, but because of it, everyone spoke to every NPC and read what they had to say.

    It's estimated that nearly 2000 quests in EQ have never even been discovered to this day.

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    Is it just me or is Slyde seemingly getting hungrier by the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hanlo View Post
    Ah, yes, I love this one lol. And Elladar, in EQ you didn't know what exactly they wanted you to say. They would have a bracket on a word and you could spend 10 minutes trying different sentence compositions until it worked.
    I'm sure this has been asked before but can you go to white text so people don't have to...you know look "harder" to read?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ather View Post
    That was the quest system in EQ. A lot of the time, you had to guess the trigger phrase and sometimes the trigger word didn't have brackets around it. Yes, it was a bit annoying at times, but because of it, everyone spoke to every NPC and read what they had to say.

    It's estimated that nearly 2000 quests in EQ have never even been discovered to this day.
    Holy cow! This number is bloody unbelievable! I dont care what anyone says, I would love to see this thing implemented in Rift, instead of the usuall annoying !...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raive View Post
    Is it just me or is Slyde seemingly getting hungrier by the day.
    LOL - I did post this, and the the other one yesterday just before lunch time !

    Quote Originally Posted by Ather View Post
    That was the quest system in EQ. A lot of the time, you had to guess the trigger phrase and sometimes the trigger word didn't have brackets around it. Yes, it was a bit annoying at times, but because of it, everyone spoke to every NPC and read what they had to say.

    It's estimated that nearly 2000 quests in EQ have never even been discovered to this day.
    I hadn't heard that before, but I believe it !

    Another thing about talking to every NPC - especially vendors - was that you could sometimes find 'treasures' that had been sold by other players as trash loot. I remember looking for 'High Quality Bear Skins', and finding them all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyde View Post
    I hadn't heard that before, but I believe it !

    Another thing about talking to every NPC - especially vendors - was that you could sometimes find 'treasures' that had been sold by other players as trash loot. I remember looking for 'High Quality Bear Skins', and finding them all the time.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZCMcJ7yOww gives you lots of things never done in EQ1 - quests never found, items never discovered...

    almost makes me want to go back
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