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    Sword of Telara Stall's Avatar
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    Default I will be cancelling my pre-order if TRION doesn't...

    1) Set up a system such that I can reach through my computer screen and receive various forms of refreshment.

    2) Get me a date for Valentine's Day

    3) Complete a few of my term projects.

    4) Solve the deficit crisis being faced by the US government

    5) End the war in the Middle East

    6) Establish world peace

    THE FACT THAT THESE ISSUES HAVE NOT BEEN ADDRESSED ENRAGES AND APPALLS ME. TRION needs to fix this now, or they will lose a lot of customers.


    [/sarcasm off]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stall View Post

    2) Get me a date for Valentine's Day
    Good luck with that one. There are some things even the gods can't do.

    /runs

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    Trion promised me a pony. Oh, wait, that was someone called Greg from That Other Game

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    Have you considered getting married? I haven't had to try to find a date for valentine's day in ~16 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stall View Post
    2) Get me a date for Valentine's Day
    I can hook up guys up, if you want.


    http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...8065/adasd.jpg

    Oh wow Trion disabled direct image posting..
    Last edited by nick2412; 02-09-2011 at 07:42 PM.

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    hmmm how bout giving me those winning numbers to the powerball here in mn?


    I'd Hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nick2412 View Post
    I can hook up guys up, if you want.


    http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...8065/adasd.jpg

    Oh wow Trion disabled direct image posting..
    my kind of date!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nick2412 View Post
    I can hook up guys up, if you want.


    http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...8065/adasd.jpg

    Oh wow Trion disabled direct image posting..
    Can you blame them after you attempting to direct post your sister like that...?

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    I strongly believe Trion is working hard on the problems in the middle east...

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_real_seebs View Post
    Have you considered getting married? I haven't had to try to find a date for valentine's day in ~16 years.
    I could rent a date every year for v-day cheaper than being married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maomon View Post
    I strongly believe Trion is working hard on the problems in the middle east...
    Yes...I see the plan now. If everyone is addicted to RIFT world peace will be achieved! Of course shortly after the world would devolve into chaos as everything began to shutdown from neglect.. but hey...you can't win them all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fluffycalico View Post
    I could rent a date every year for v-day cheaper than being married.
    that could get you arrested...


    I'd Hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ToiletDuck View Post
    that could get you arrested...
    It could also turn v-day into vd-day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkshore View Post
    It could also turn v-day into vd-day.
    rofl!!!!!


    I'd Hit it.

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    We are geeks, the only dates we get are when we pretend we are girls online and get other geeks to hit on us!
    I've built my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty ...

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