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    Default Please ban bread! It wrecked wow!

    As we all know, World of Warcraft was so totally unfun and unplayable that barely 80% of people here had characters at level 80 by the end of WotlK. After a very scientific study, we've discovered that the reason WoW was unfun and that players in WoW were all jerks, every last one of them, without any exceptions, is that all of these people ate bread. Think about it! When was the last time you saw someone recruiting for a gluten-free raid, and demanding an unreasonable gearscore? You didn't.

    Trion, please. Don't let people eat bread. People eating bread will destroy RIFT, but if people don't eat bread, we will live in a MAGICAL PARADISE. With ponies.

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    Ponies? Ponies? If this is such a magical land, then why are they ponies? I would like to see dragons and unicorns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FiercelyFuzzy View Post
    Ponies? Ponies? If this is such a magical land, then why are they ponies? I would like to see dragons and unicorns.
    But but but!

    Dragons! WoW had DRAGONS and that is why the community sucked!!!!!! BAN DRAGONS!!!!!

    ... in case it's not obvious, I am really sick of people blaming every single feature WoW had for the community sucking. No, the community sucked because it was dominated by hormonally-overloaded teenagers.

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    Day = Made.
    No, I don't know what a shrimp is and no, we do not always eat out side.

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    bread is your only worry ? your gonna love this game lol

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    BAN WATER! WHEN WAS LAST TIME U HAD FUN ON MMO WITH WATER?!
    Exactly! NEVER!
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    Quote Originally Posted by the_real_seebs View Post
    But but but!

    Dragons! WoW had DRAGONS and that is why the community sucked!!!!!! BAN DRAGONS!!!!!

    ... in case it's not obvious, I am really sick of people blaming every single feature WoW had for the community sucking. No, the community sucked because it was dominated by hormonally-overloaded teenagers.
    Fine, if no Dragons, how about the Unicorn? WoW didn't have Unicorns, did it?


    Edit: At first, I though Bread was some Add-on in WoW....
    Last edited by FiercelyFuzzy; 02-09-2011 at 03:34 PM.
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    This thread must be intended to humor the easily amused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_real_seebs View Post
    As we all know, World of Warcraft was so totally unfun and unplayable that barely 80% of people here had characters at level 80 by the end of WotlK. After a very scientific study, we've discovered that the reason WoW was unfun and that players in WoW were all jerks, every last one of them, without any exceptions, is that all of these people ate bread. Think about it! When was the last time you saw someone recruiting for a gluten-free raid, and demanding an unreasonable gearscore? You didn't.

    Trion, please. Don't let people eat bread. People eating bread will destroy RIFT, but if people don't eat bread, we will live in a MAGICAL PARADISE. With ponies.
    Thinking back -- this exact same thing happened in EQ2.
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    That why Atkins should be introduced into Rift
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    Quote Originally Posted by Linfang View Post
    That why Atkins should be introduced into Rift
    Yeah, so we can all slip on a patch of ice and die like him because we don't have enough energy from carbs to maintain our balance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevron View Post
    This thread must be intended to humor the easily amused.
    ^ This comment must be for those without humor. Stop taking life so seriously, you won't enjoy it.
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    Let them eat cake!

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    It's us or them, I say! A wild pack of Marbled Ryes killed and ate my baby brother. Eating's too good for 'em. To the sword with them all!!
    Last edited by Captain Thorrek; 02-09-2011 at 03:43 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevron View Post
    This thread must be intended to humor the easily amused.
    Lighten up? I hope there aren't too many people like this planning on actually sticking around to play the game long.

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