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    Quote Originally Posted by FiercelyFuzzy View Post


    ^ This comment must be for those without humor. Stop taking life so seriously, you won't enjoy it.
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    Lighten up? I hope there aren't too many people like this planning on actually sticking around to play the game long.
    That's funny. Because I'm not easily amused, I'm automatically assumed to be "too serious" and that I don't enjoy life. A bit absurd don't you think? ;)

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    No, not at all. Now get off our forums.
    Last edited by FiercelyFuzzy; 02-09-2011 at 03:52 PM.
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    The gluten-free comment was pretty funny.

    Also if we introduced the Atkins diet to Rift, people would have bad breath and die of a heart failure.

    And I don't want their soul shard when they do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_real_seebs View Post
    As we all know, World of Warcraft was so totally unfun and unplayable that barely 80% of people here had characters at level 80 by the end of WotlK. After a very scientific study, we've discovered that the reason WoW was unfun and that players in WoW were all jerks, every last one of them, without any exceptions, is that all of these people ate bread. Think about it! When was the last time you saw someone recruiting for a gluten-free raid, and demanding an unreasonable gearscore? You didn't.

    Trion, please. Don't let people eat bread. People eating bread will destroy RIFT, but if people don't eat bread, we will live in a MAGICAL PARADISE. With ponies.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sylexus View Post
    BAN WATER! WHEN WAS LAST TIME U HAD FUN ON MMO WITH WATER?!
    Exactly! NEVER!

    I am ultimately doomed... that is my food and drink of choice when raiding. At least I have chicken...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevron View Post
    That's funny. Because I'm not easily amused, I'm automatically assumed to be "too serious" and that I don't enjoy life. A bit absurd don't you think? ;)
    Well in that case, glad I could help amuse you.

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    Protip: Don't eat the bread.

    I hate bread D:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevron View Post
    That's funny. Because I'm not easily amused, I'm automatically assumed to be "too serious" and that I don't enjoy life. A bit absurd don't you think? ;)
    Not really. I mean, life is pretty much what it is, the more easily you're amused, the more time you will spend being amused.

    Sense of humor FTW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_real_seebs View Post
    Not really. I mean, life is pretty much what it is, the more easily you're amused, the more time you will spend being amused.

    Sense of humor FTW.
    That's going off the false presumption that not being amused means being serious. That's also going off the false presumption that being easily amused means being amused more than someone who isn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevron View Post
    That's going off the false presumption that not being amused means being serious. That's also going off the false presumption that being easily amused means being amused more than someone who isn't.
    He's got a point.

    Just sayin'.

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    I recall in the misty past some one promised me a pony....
    He never came through and he was hated throughout the land.
    But I'm older and wiser now. I know I'm not going to get that rotten pony.

    Yes I'm older and wiser and now I want a unicorn!
    I'll give up my bread if you promise me a unicorn!

    Once I have a unicorn all the worlds will be perfect, and loot will rain from the sky (like a skittles commercial). And there will be no nerfs, no trolls, no Q Q just Pew Pew, and a GM will carry my bags for me, and everyone will be polite, and all the mobs will ask permission to die and hand me their purple loot... and... and...

    And then I wake up, no unicorn or pony. I need to find the way to dodge that wake up part and I'm all set!

    Willing to trade a loaf of bread for the dodge wake up ability.
    Last edited by Mals; 02-09-2011 at 05:58 PM.
    Dangerous when amused... and you are funny.

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