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    Default ./sigh .... really?

    Well, not sure many of you care about my personal life but,

    My female parental unit just got a huge ticket from the police for doing 100mph on a 60mph highway, her licence is being ttaken away for 7 days, and the police are holding her car for 7 days too.

    Im very bored. So please go off topic with this thread if you want, or talk about my moms failness.

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    That's not fail! Thats pure ownage!! At least until the cops showed up with their OP radar gun!

    Seriously, that's kind of cool, what kind of car?

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    Your mom is giving Speed Racer a run for his money.

    But really, if she was doing that she had a reason to get a ticket. The question is: Why was she going that fast? Was the ice cream she got at the store going to melt?

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    ROFL
    I'm sorry but that is F' ing hilarious. That's just a plain win .

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    To be honest your mother is made of complete win. I wouldn't be ashamed if I were you. xD

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    Taken away for 7 days? either one of 2 things. It is not her first ticket...or, they didn't give her a "ticket" They got her for reckless (wreckless?) driving. 20+ over in Washington, if they wanna pursue it.

    And, of course its better than my mom. She drives for 5 hours and at the end of it, looks at the back of the truck and asks: Where is the Lazboy at? Me, driving a few hours behind her, show up at home and start talking about the idiot that lost a big assed blue chair in the middle of the road...Hilarity ensued!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iAmDeathSpank View Post
    Well, not sure many of you care about my personal life but,

    My female parental unit just got a huge ticket from the police for doing 100mph on a 60mph highway, her licence is being ttaken away for 7 days, and the police are holding her car for 7 days too.

    Im very bored. So please go off topic with this thread if you want, or talk about my moms failness.
    is she hot? hook me up

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    Well, if she had he license taken away she obviously had priors.

    What were they?

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    What do you expect, women drivers... that is all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quintana View Post
    That's not fail! Thats pure ownage!! At least until the cops showed up with their OP radar gun!

    Seriously, that's kind of cool, what kind of car?
    Uhh.. a Ford MKX i believe...(i think) 300hp engine V6

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arkayoh View Post
    Well, if she had he license taken away she obviously had priors.

    What were they?
    Uhh, shes just had a few speeding tickets, is all.. and i think somebody hit her once.. although it wasnt her fault

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vadar View Post
    What do you expect, women drivers... that is all.
    Yeah why the hell are they driving? They belong in the kitchen

    Sorry for my triple post =\

    Wasnt thinking
    Last edited by iAmDeathSpank; 11-21-2010 at 05:26 AM.

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    Let me guess, her excuse was "But the person infront of me was doing it, so I just did the same speed"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vadar View Post
    Let me guess, her excuse was "But the person infront of me was doing it, so I just did the same speed"
    No, her excuse was "I accidently was looking at miles instead of kilometers" (it honestly was)

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    Quote Originally Posted by iAmDeathSpank View Post
    No, her excuse was "I accidently was looking at miles instead of kilometers" (it honestly was)
    Wow, that's even worse... The spedometer magically swapped to km/h... hahaha
    Last edited by Vadar; 11-21-2010 at 08:04 AM.

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