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    I found a bug and reported it when my map of freemarch became completely undiscovered for some reason and I could not see any rifts. but, read on.

    TL;DR = dont get drunk and lose your keys in the middle of the woods or you wont be able to play the entire weekend.

    So ****ty, I was going to play all weekend, but then my gf and I got in a fight on Friday night and we went to make up by going out to drink with some friends.

    Well what happened was we all got drunk as all hell, and someone said they knew where a "secret beach" was behind a fence then through this like 4 mile forest. I kept telling everyone what a bad Idea it was, but everyone, including my gf was all for it.

    We begin the journey by all climbing under this fence near the road and heading back through some woods, which lead to another fence in which there had been a hole cut in it by homeless people. (Found out later that it was by them)

    We make our way through several tall grassy fields and many more tree lines and just as we were about to give up, we found it. Everyone was so excited, and it was beautiful.. but not more beautiful then the real beach 15 miles down the road with a parking spot right on the water.

    Well we start a fire from palm leaves and other **** we find and drink our selves a good time, around comes 3 am, and the person who brought us there and knew the way was nowhere to be found. She got too drunk and left us there and didn't say a word.

    We all pack up and I just so happen to have a flashlight, but everyone's phones were dead by this time from taking pictures, but not making a gps way-point back to the entrance. We walked around all over the place for 1-2 hours (the guys had to carry the girls on their back the whole time because they were wearing heels and open toed shoes and the whole ground was covered in those small spiky balls) Everyone gives up after fighting and screaming about which way to go and some friends went back toward the beach to sleep there. Me, having the flashlight decided to try some more as I was sure we were close.

    My gf got so tired and angry we just passed out in the field and woke up when the sun came out after freezing our ***** off all night because no one had a coat. We wake up and it takes an hour to finally find a path some homeless people made (which took us past a few of their shacks they built that had dead things hanging from rope, probably food, but who knows what) so we hurried along. After the hour we finally got back to the main road and started toward the car.

    I check my pockets.... no keys.....

    Gf starts bawling her eyes out as we head back INTO the forest and tall grass to try and find where we slept to find the keys. 3 hours later, we still cant find anything. it is now around 9am or so. We get to the car, which was at a bar, call a tow company to come take the car to the dealer so we can get some more keys made. as we had no spare set. 6 hours later the tow truck arrives and takes us to the dealer, who s service department just so happen to be closed, and we were nowhere near home, and had no one to come get us, so we then have to sleep next to the car at the dealer until the opened and finally made keys for it after a few hours, we get home sunday around 5pm. I login for about an hour and then pass out, I wake up today and beta is over...

    **** me.
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    Dear lord man. You actually had to sleep outside of your car? Horrible.

    On a side note, drinking and Rift is insane fun.
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    I vote that more people on the opposing faction should drink while playing Rift.

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    Doing anything drunk will cause you pain pretty much 99% of the time (not to mention your liver cursing you every time you get drunk)

    This might be a good inspiration to cut down on drinking?
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    I have been an alcoholic for years, that was the least part of the worry, it was mostly because my gf kept slipping off me as she was falling asleep because it was so late, so I would then try to hike her up higher on my back, and im sure thats how the keys slipped out of my pocket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dysphunktion View Post
    Dear lord man. You actually had to sleep outside of your car? Horrible.

    On a side note, drinking and Rift is insane fun.

    And yes, i know, I was very much looking forward to it, I had a bottle of vodka and 101 rum at home waiting for me, but after that I just wanted to die, still sore from carrying her on my back for about 3 hours. through tall grass and woods.

    To make it worse I was really looking forward to hitting level 20 to get a mount. I was really close from last beta, so when I did paly, I hit 20, then found I was about 1 plat short : \
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mosthated View Post
    TL;DR = dont get drunk and lose your keys in the middle of the woods or you wont be able to play the entire weekend.

    So ****ty, I was going to play all weekend, but then my gf and I got in a fight on Friday night and we went to make up by going out to drink with some friends.

    Well what happened was we all got drunk as all hell, and someone said they knew where a "secret beach" was behind a fence then through this like 4 mile forest. I kept telling everyone what a bad Idea it was, but everyone, including my gf was all for it.

    We begin the journey by all climbing under this fence near the road and heading back through some woods, which lead to another fence in which there had been a hole cut in it by homeless people. (Found out later that it was by them)

    We make our way through several tall grassy fields and many more tree lines and just as we were about to give up, we found it. Everyone was so excited, and it was beautiful.. but not more beautiful then the real beach 15 miles down the road with a parking spot right on the water.

    Well we start a fire from palm leaves and other **** we find and drink our selves a good time, around comes 3 am, and the person who brought us there and knew the way was nowhere to be found. She got too drunk and left us there and didn't say a word.

    We all pack up and I just so happen to have a flashlight, but everyone's phones were dead by this time from taking pictures, but not making a gps way-point back to the entrance. We walked around all over the place for 1-2 hours (the guys had to carry the girls on their back the whole time because they were wearing heels and open toed shoes and the whole ground was covered in those small spiky balls) Everyone gives up after fighting and screaming about which way to go and some friends went back toward the beach to sleep there. Me, having the flashlight decided to try some more as I was sure we were close.

    My gf got so tired and angry we just passed out in the field and woke up when the sun came out after freezing our ***** off all night because no one had a coat. We wake up and it takes an hour to finally find a path some homeless people made (which took us past a few of their shacks they built that had dead things hanging from rope, probably food, but who knows what) so we hurried along. After the hour we finally got back to the main road and started toward the car.

    I check my pockets.... no keys.....

    Gf starts bawling her eyes out as we head back INTO the forest and tall grass to try and find where we slept to find the keys. 3 hours later, we still cant find anything. it is now around 9am or so. We get to the car, which was at a bar, call a tow company to come take the car to the dealer so we can get some more keys made. as we had no spare set. 6 hours later the tow truck arrives and takes us to the dealer, who s service department just so happen to be closed, and we were nowhere near home, and had no one to come get us, so we then have to sleep next to the car at the dealer until the opened and finally made keys for it after a few hours, we get home sunday around 5pm. I login for about an hour and then pass out, I wake up today and beta is over...

    **** me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mosthated View Post
    TL;DR
    quoted for truth.

    cool story bro.
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    Homeless people must of stolen your keys, got lost in the forest, and couldn't find your car.

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    Drinking is such a terrible curse.

    It bites you in the ***** more than once at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yewcantcme View Post
    Drinking is such a terrible curse.

    It bites you in the ***** more than once at the same time.
    Nonono

    Drinking where nobody can FIND you is a terrible curse.

    Drinking where anybody can just pour you into a taxi is fine.
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    americans ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mosthated View Post
    I have been an alcoholic for years, that was the least part of the worry, it was mostly because my gf kept slipping off me as she was falling asleep because it was so late, so I would then try to hike her up higher on my back, and im sure thats how the keys slipped out of my pocket.
    I think the real issue here is you taking care of your health first - alcoholism is no joke, I think because it's so common most people don't even see how absolutely devastating it really is. I hope you get the help you need and soon!
    Last edited by Always; 02-07-2011 at 12:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Always View Post
    I think the real issue here is you taking care of your health first - alcoholism is no joke, I think because it's so common most people don't even see how absolutely devastating it really is. I hope you get the help you need and soon!
    Well, first things first. The main point of the story was, I didnt get to play more then like 2 hours all weekend : (

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