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    Default Spoiler Thread

    WARNING: This thread is satire.

    1. In Shakespeare's Hamlet, he dies from poison.
    2. In Verde's Don Giovanni, he goes to hell.
    3. In the movie Titanic, the ship sinks at the end.
    4. They have to shoot Old Yeller.
    5. Bambi's mother dies.
    6. Darth Vader dies right after his redemption.

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    One of the worst films ever made by western civilization was scripted entirely in Esperanto. That's not a coincidence.

    Don't know what Esperanto is? That's not a coincidence either.

    William Shatner had the leading role. That's .... well, I think you get the idea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Torkel View Post
    WARNING: This thread is satire.

    1. In Shakespeare's Hamlet, he dies from poison.
    2. In Verde's Don Giovanni, he goes to hell.
    3. In the movie Titanic, the ship sinks at the end.
    4. They have to shoot Old Yeller.
    5. Bambi's mother dies.
    6. Darth Vader dies right after his redemption.

    Please add your own.
    Massive Spoiler!!!

    The Cake is a LIE!!!!
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    dumbledore dies.
    buffy kills edward.
    that chinese guy is really from texas.
    the doctor regenerates again... and again... and again. oh wait, not this time :O

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    Edward Norton is Tyler Durden.

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    The Butler did it with a knife in the kitchen.

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    He ends up eating the green eggs and ham, and liking them.
    If at first you don't succeed, you fail.

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    Don Giovanni was composed by Mozart, not Verdi. ;)

    Although, I suppose if you really want to be technical about it, the libretto was written by Lorenzo Da Ponte.

    /nerd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tubbytoast View Post
    He ends up eating the green eggs and ham, and liking them.
    D*mn you.

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    Bella marries and has vampire children with Edward.
    Jacob falls in love with Bella's daughter. CREEP!

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    Verbal Kint is really Keyser Soze

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixath View Post
    Verbal Kint is really Keyser Soze
    Finkel is Einhorn?
    If at first you don't succeed, you fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Homebrew View Post
    Edward Norton is Tyler Durden.
    Viktor Reznov is Alex Mason

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    Jack is already dead, the island is just a figment of his immagination.

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    Jesus dies at the end
    "Words are hard" - Rift Devs

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    The cake is a lie.

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