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    Default The obligatory one line, my server is down so I am bored, story thread.

    I was walking through Telara carrying the head of a dead goblin when........
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    little red riding hood stuck her head up from behind a bush and said ...................

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    ... and then i found 5 bucks.

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    I also found 6 does and 5 baby deer, I was hungry, so I shot them and then with red riding hood I.....
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    ... saw Buckley the Soul Merchant hawking his wares nearby, and...

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    ... offered to trade my goblin head in exchange for ...
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    little red riding hoods.........

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    virginity.

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    ... but i was rejected because...

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    ... he only took souls, and I'd already traded mine for...

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