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    Default There's is something I need to tell you guys............

    Before you read this: Please don't judge me... I'm just sharing my story because i feel like i need to get it off my chest...

    Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it later

    First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot - but this isn't about her. I guess that's ****** up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.

    Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.

    I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so ******* beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).

    Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.

    My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.

    After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.

    Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.

    My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****** up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.

    Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever ******* seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.

    A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.

    But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
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    Uhm...Ok? Sorry man it was just a pumpkin I take it back that I said it was not appropriate... fail troll is fail.
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    I...uhh see...


    This should be in Off-topic...I'm speechless

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    Default wow

    Wow, that's all I can say. Just.....wow. but than I also go on to say more. At first I was like, this guy is going off on some personal life tangent. Then I thought, this guy is ****** up and is really drunk. Then I read the end and feel partly ******ed, partly surprised that I have never read this before. Finally I bow to you for making me laugh out loud harder by reading something online than I have in a long time. Thank you.
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    He is trolling..It's obvious its a copy/paste from some site or the word f*cked would not have made it thru...Well now I guess they did not filter that word..Strange..
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    ITS A TRAP!!!

    note to op.. remove the bad language .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gnarkill View Post
    He is trolling..It's obvious its a copy/paste from some site or the word f*cked would not have made it thru...Well now I guess they did not filter that word..Strange..
    Yeah I figured, thats why I pretended the be speechless...I've seen it posted on another forum's off-topic discussion quite some time ago, haha

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    Haha not Star Wars fans I guess lol, Gnarkill your just bitter, its a joke not a troll. Obviously your a bit emo about earlier, you can edit your post now.

    Credit gows to My Fat Monkey for finding this, I thought I would provide some pre-beta entertainment for the forums and re-post it.

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    haha thats awesome. I was alittle freaked out by the time i got halfway through but once i read that end part i laughed so hard. good troll

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    lulz..........................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vanq View Post
    Haha not Star Wars fans I guess lol, Gnarkill your just bitter, its a joke not a troll. Obviously your a bit emo about earlier, you can edit your post now.

    Credit gows to My Fat Monkey for finding this, I thought I would provide some pre-beta entertainment for the forums and re-post it.
    Emo? Please I am not the one who almost cried over a pumpkin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyuso View Post
    I like turtles.
    Haha heroes of newerth?

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    Yeah. This DEFINITELY belongs in Off-Topic. I shudder to think what some of the more "impressionable" members of the forum (who might not be familiar with Star Wars) will think.

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    I think thats a little to much self-disclosure, I definatly did not want to know all that about you... sounds like it belongs to this link

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