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    Default Beer contains female hormons.

    Beer contains female hormons!
    And by drinking enough, men will turn into women.

    This have been tested on a 100 men lately, drinking 8 pines
    within an hour.

    The results were 100% synonymous:

    1) The men started arguing over nothing.
    2) They rejected to apologize, even thought they obviously were wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked without saying anything meaningful.
    5) COULD NOT DRIVE A CAR!
    6) Got very emotional.
    7) Couldnt think rational.
    8) Had to sit down for proper pissing.

    No more tests were necessary

    (''stolen'' from another forum)
    Last edited by Chronox; 10-18-2010 at 06:13 AM.

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    have to admit i smiled while reading this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zephyroth View Post
    have to admit i smiled while reading this
    Smiled hell I was ROFL

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    * humph * *

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    Hahahaha nice one
    but wait until a woman answer... xD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aurelie View Post
    * humph * *
    *hands Aurelie a slice of cupcake*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chronox View Post
    Beer contains female hormons! Phytoestrogens.
    And by drinking enough, men will turn into women.

    This have been tested on a 100 men lately, drinking 8 pines
    within an hour.

    The results were 100% synonymous:

    1) The men started arguing over nothing.
    2) They rejected to apologize, even thought they obviously were wrong.
    3) Gained weight.
    4) Talked without saying anything meaningful.
    5) COULD NOT DRIVE A CAR!
    6) Got very emotional.
    7) Couldnt think rational.
    8) Had to sit down for proper pissing.

    No more tests were necessary

    (''stolen'' from another forum)
    If your wife finds out you posted this, for your life safety, I'd recommend sleeping with BOTH eyes open tonight.

    #retiredBear #teamBBCs #puffForeverMad

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    Or both her hands tied up in the kitchen.

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    Definition of PHYTOESTROGEN

    : a chemical compound (as genistein) that occurs naturally in plants and has estrogenic properties.

    So ... perhaps a bit of research next time before we start saying stuff contains female hormones. Okay? Thanks.

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    why does this sound logic to me? .... oh yeah, coz i drank some beer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maladhiel View Post
    Definition of PHYTOESTROGEN

    : a chemical compound (as genistein) that occurs naturally in plants and has estrogenic properties.

    So ... perhaps a bit of research next time before we start saying stuff contains female hormones. Okay? Thanks.
    I didnt make it up, found it another place - however ill remove that part.

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    I DO get the joke though. Just ... you know ... as a woman, I gotta give you a hard time for it.

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    Brought a smile to my day. This one is definitely one to pass on.

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    I know after drinking 8 pines I feel like barking at everything ...


    I can't believe I couldn't come up with a better pun ..... /sigh

    To the punintentary with me.

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    That explains meh man boobies I have grown in my old age.

    Now if only rubbing them started to feel good too. I might have to get a work from home job.
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