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    Default Candy Crush Support Group

    Hi, I'm ilexx.

    *hi ilexx!*

    Most people know me as being fanatic about gaming in general. Like most of us here, it's our main hobby for many reasons. Some like honing their skills against other humans in PvP. Others love roleplay. Some enjoy raids and other instances. We know the infuriating agony of the dumbass princess being in another castle. Some play solo, others love joining groups. We love the diabolical satisfaction of a clean headshot.

    But, some of us harbor a dark secret.

    A secret that brings us shame. We make excuses, we brush off if the topic gets brought up.

    That must change so WE ARE HERE FOR YOU.

    Have a seat and tell your story. Feasts of Domination and Dwarven Ale refreshments will be served.

    My sad, sad tale of woe is that I have been on level 87 for two months. I hate that f*cking game.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeLTx...ature=youtu.be
    Last edited by ilex011; 02-10-2014 at 03:56 AM. Reason: I need a hug now. I feel so ~vulnerable!~
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    Hahaha.

    Would it upset you to know that im currently on level 499?

    Trust me, it gets far far worse than the level you are on at the moment. And no, never spent a penny on it although i have been severely tempted plenty of times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pett View Post
    Hahaha.

    Would it upset you to know that im currently on level 499?

    Trust me, it gets far far worse than the level you are on at the moment. And no, never spent a penny on it although i have been severely tempted plenty of times.
    Good GOD I can't imagine what it's like at that level. Come here for a group hug of 2.

    My favorite quote from the vid "... but I do not want anyone to know I play this awful game!"
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    There's actually a Candy Crush Support Group on FB- totally tongue in cheek. It is pretty amusing.
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    Bumping this because I damn well KNOW there are others out there who play this and hate it...
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    My wife plays it religiously, she is at lvl 411. It seems like every hour she sends me requests via facebook to help her lvl up, and try to convince me to play.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Requiemstorm View Post
    My wife plays it religiously, she is at lvl 411. It seems like every hour she sends me requests via facebook to help her lvl up, and try to convince me to play.
    *clap clap clap!*

    Thank you for sharing that with the group, Requiemstorm. That took courage, I'm sure.

    Do know that according to the above hilarious but astute video adorned with crazed puppets, she seems to be in the Recruit Your Friends stage.

    I know it's hard to resist the pleading weepings of someone under the influence of Wrapped Candy, but you must do your best and hold your ground to not get swept into this soul-eating hellmouth of a seemingly innocent game.

    We believe in you!

    And your ability to hide your credit cards from your wife!
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    My girlfriend is stuck somewhere around the high 200s. I don't understand, it's basically just bejeweled rught?

    It could be worse, could be flappy f***ing bird.

    Yeaaaaaaah, *****! MAGNETS! OH!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hirono View Post
    My girlfriend is stuck somewhere around the high 200s. I don't understand, it's basically just bejeweled rught?

    It could be worse, could be flappy f***ing bird.
    Ahhhh it's a lot more than just matching gems, sadly. If only.... if only...
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    My wife is now up to lvl 417, she wants to know if she can be anyone's friend on facebook !

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    My wife is now on level 289, and plays it for a couple of hours a day.

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    Haha, I wanted to compete with people in this because I heard so much about it. Played one level and stopped immediately. I could see where this one was going.
    New round up of some high rank matches
    Chun-Li*E.Honda*Evil Ryu
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonzodog View Post
    My wife is now on level 289, and plays it for a couple of hours a day.

    HOURS. What does she do in between, while waiting for more lives? I find my coming down to be somewhat sated by Farm Heroes Saga but goodness, do NOT suggest that to your wife- leave the Sagas to the Nordics!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Violacea View Post
    Haha, I wanted to compete with people in this because I heard so much about it. Played one level and stopped immediately. I could see where this one was going.

    The video I posted is frighteningly accurate.

    Also, I think it's your turn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Requiemstorm View Post
    My wife is now up to lvl 417, she wants to know if she can be anyone's friend on facebook !
    No! This is a *support group!* Don't enable her by asking us!


    Now you've got me reaching towards my cellphone...
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