Obligatory stay safe @ the break of the new year post.

>> Call 1-800-400-4222 and tell the operator, “I need a Tipsy Tow” <<

http://i.imgur.com/o6bNEMw.jpg (tipsy tow map)

Sadly this service is not offered in nearly enough states. If your state is not shown here, please remember that you can always afford the cash for cab ride, the back ache from sleeping on a floor, or choose not to drink in the first place (those of you who choose the latter are known as DD's or gods among men <3)

Additionally, here are two free apps for finding a cab

Taxi Finder (Android)
Taxi Finder (Apple)

Happy potatoes.