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    Ascendant Hanlo's Avatar
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    Default The first time I visited the Rift forums

    So there I was. Equipped with my trusty mouse, I ventured onto Google. I searched for MMO's and by some stroke of luck found one called Heroes of Telara. Determined to learn more, I learned about the change to Rift and applied for membership. However when a couple of trolls who were up to no good
    Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
    I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
    And said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
    I begged and pleaded with her day after day
    But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
    She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
    I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
    First class, yo this is bad
    Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
    Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
    Hmmmmm this might be alright.
    But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that
    Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
    I don't think so
    I'll see when I get there
    I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
    Well, the plane landed and when I came out
    There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
    I ain't trying to get arrested yet
    I just got here
    I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
    I whistled for a cab and when it came near
    The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
    If anything I can say that this cab was rare
    But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
    I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
    And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
    I looked at my kingdom
    I was finally there
    To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

    Sorry, I just thought that everyone needed a laugh. =p

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    Telaran Xavath's Avatar
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    this poem is as pro-choice as possible !


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    I approve of this thread!

    *smears Deathpaste*
    A wiki is only as good as its contributors - won't you help at Telarapedia?

    A wise man told me to stay away from crazy people, I have been running from myself ever since.

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    Rift Disciple Varrock's Avatar
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    I guess your uncle will get you a top-notch high-powered computer and a small refrigerator next to it. Then you're all set.

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