Ever have a client from ****? This is the blog for you. Heh.

http://clientsfromhell.net/

“Please erase all other google search results showing our competitors websites immediately. If you cannot do this, we’ll be forced to take legal action against you."

"“You mean every time you do work for us, you charge us?"

“We’re marketing it to those depressed kids out there; you know, all those emus.

“I don’t have the money right now. Could I pay you with some of our puppies? How many do you need?

“When the **** did a contract become some big, official thing? It’s just a damn piece of paper!