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    Default An old EQ humor story everyone's probably heard.

    Title says it all. I remember reading it for the first time and cracking up. Something reminded me of it so I looked it up and it was enjoyable to read again.

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    So there I was.....minding my own business in The Overthere, when all of a sudden I see the message: "d00d sow plz".

    Of course, my natural instinct was not to answer, since I thought the clueless newb (hereafter referred to politely as "the petitioner") must have been poorly informed at best.

    Boy was I ever wrong.

    I switch out of 1st person into an external camera, and what did my wandering eyes behold? Only myself and the petitioner.

    So I says to myself...."Self? You need to edumacate this fella!"

    (Keep in mind what the overall setting looked like: There I was, in skeleton form, carrying a scythe, FLOATING IN MIDAIR IN A MEDITATING POSITION, with a LARGE dark-brown skeleton named "Gibober" standing behind me. Ummm....No, skippy, I'm not a druid or a shaman.)

    I say "Wish I could, bro, but I don't have SoW. I'm a Necromancer."

    The Petitioner says, "$#*&@#$ dick, sow me already! it's for a cr"

    Feeling as if my feathers had been ruffled a bit, I do a "/who all dumbass" (um..pardon..I meant "/who all petitioner")

    This is where I discovered the "/who all" bug. Certainly it must have been a bug, right? There's NO WAY IN CREATION the dumbas...err...petitioner could have been a level 31 Dark Elf Wizard, right???? RIGHT????? /em begins to cry like a little girl.

    Well, needless to say, I couldn't have been any more shocked than if my pet began dancing an Irish Jig. I quickly begin the arduous task of maintaining my composure, while deciding how best to deal with this tricky situation.

    I say, "Necromancer's can't cast SoW".

    Petitioner says, "Bull@#$%! you cast a spell while you were running and you sped up! i couldn't catch you until you sat down! if you're not going to sow me just say so you dont have to be a dick about it *****hole"

    Yes I know....he didn't use any punctuation in that last sentence.

    I say, "I have JBoots."

    He says, "what are they"

    Before I have a chance to pick my chin up off the floor....

    Petitioner asks, "can you buff my hps my hp sux"

    I say, "I can't buff you, dude. I'm a necromancer. I only have one buff that you would probably want."

    He says, "yeah the one you won't give me dick"

    Ok. Time to have fun with the hopelessly clueless.

    I say, "Why do you need a sow?"

    He says, "i need to get to burned woods to hunt. sumbody said its perfect for my level"

    Yep. That's what he said......"burned woods".

    I say, "man are you ever in the wrong place."

    He says, "?"

    Apparently he found the "question mark" key conveniently located nearby other various and sundry communication facilitators.

    I didn't answer him.

    He repeats, "??"

    Found it twice...good for him.

    He repeats, "???"

    Having an IQ greater than plantlife, I sensed a pattern forming.

    I say, "You are NO WHERE near Burned Woods."

    He says, "my friend told me it was in kunark"

    I say, "Yeah, the operative word there is 'WAS'. There was a major patch a couple of months ago after a bunch of complaints were filed about 'static content'."

    He says, "?"

    I say, "!"

    He says, "?"

    I say, ","

    He says, "wtf"

    I say, "no, already have some."

    He says, "????"

    I don't respond.

    He says, "so where the @#$% is burned woods"

    He lost the question mark button again. Probably popped off when he was sniffing his feet.

    I say, "Well, THIS week it's south of Freeport. It changes with every patch, since they began randomizing zone locations."

    My guild is hysterical at this point. And I haven't even told them the ENTIRE story yet. Just snippets.

    He says, "@#$% i just got off the boat"

    I say, "You don't need the boat."

    He says "why"

    I say, "You're a wizard!"

    He says, "how you know that"

    I say, "I did a /wh...nevermind....the important thing is you have teleportation spells."

    He says, "oh yeah the green ones"

    I nod.

    I say, "Yep. The 'green ones'. Pretty nice how you have them grouped by color."

    He says, "thx"

    I say, "How'd you think about doing it that way?"

    He says, "they were all @#$%## up when i got this char"

    I say, "Sit down and mem the spell 'Fay Gate'."

    He says, "why"

    Question mark key is on the ground in front of your chair, guy. Mixed in with your collection of boogers.

    I say, "It's going to put you within spitting distance of Burned Woods."

    He says, "how do you know"

    I say, "All patch messages come with a zone connection map."

    He says, "oh"

    I say, "Ok. You have it memmed now?"

    He had just stood up after what I assumed was meditating/looking at his spell book.

    He says, "yeah"

    I say, "Ok. Cast the spell and let me know when you get there."

    Dumba...errr....Petitioner begins to cast a spell.

    A LONG time goes by.....ok, maybe 5 minutes
    I still haven't heard from him.

    Getting curious:

    I tell petitioner, "Are you there yet?"

    No reply. No reply at all. [Yes, I'm a Genesis fan... ]

    Obviously he's there, or my tell wouldn't have gone through.

    I tell petitioner, "Hit the 'r' key to reply to me."

    He replies, "i'm here now where do i go."

    Right idea....wrong punctuation mark. Oh well. "C" for effort.

    I tell petitioner, "Ok, do you see a hotkey on the screen that says 'Sense Heading'?"

    He replies, "no"

    I reply, "Hit the arrow buttons one by one until you see one."

    It was a guess, but an educated one.

    He replies, "found it"

    I reply, "Click on it."

    He replies, "north"

    I reply, "Ok, you need to head east along the path. Keep going until the path turns north. When it forks to the right, take the right fork."

    He replies, "ok"

    Who knows, maybe the guy who sold his account on Ebay worked his Felwithe faction up.

    He replies, "sumbody told me i shouldnt be here cause i'm a dark elf"

    I reply, "They were roleplaying."

    He replies, "oh hehe @#$%@#$ morons ;P"

    Priceless. Utterly priceless, I tell you.

    I reply, "Where are you?"

    He replies, "i see something now. looks like a castle"

    I reply, "Run into the castle as fast as you can. The guards might give you some trouble, just keep running."

    Yeah...damned conscience started kicking in.

    A fairly long period of time passes. Not sure how long, but longer than I was expecting.

    I tell petitioner, "What happened?"

    As if I didn't know....

    He replies, "my spells are gone!"

    I reply, "What happened?"

    He replies, "i died why"

    I reply, "Oh man! Did I tell you to run east or west?"

    He replies, "east wtf???"

    I reply, "Yikes. My bad. You should have run west."

    He replies, "?"

    I reply, "So where are you now?"

    He replies, "how can i tell"

    I reply, "Look right after you see 'Loading please wait'. It should tell you 'You have entered [zone]'."

    He replies "it doesnt say [zone] there."

    After smacking my head against my monitor....

    I reply, "What does it say in place of [zone]?".

    Get this....

    He replies, "Burning Woods"

    I nearly fell out of my chair! I couldn't have PLANNED it that way!

    He replies, "is that the same as burned woods"

    I reply, "No, but you're close. Start running south so you can get your corpse back."

    He replies, "i have to get my corpse back?????"

    /ignore petitioner


    Moral of the story: EBay...Just Say No!

    Out of sheer curiosity, I took him off ignore later to find out what happened.

    I tell petitioner, "How's it going?"

    He replies, "wtf? where you been"

    I reply, "been afk, sorry."

    He replies, "got my corpse back. some dude rezzed me."

    My conscience somewhat eased...

    I reply, "Really? Cool! Where are you now?"

    He replies, "iceclad ocean"

    I scratch my head a few times.

    I reply, "Why Velious?"

    He replies, "the guy that rezzed me told me burned woods was in western wastes this week"

    I don't recall exactly how long it took me to stop laughing. I stopped breathing shortly before my dog dialed 911.

    He replied, "@#$%&* wouldnt sow me either. what is that sh#$ gold?"

    That's what finally killed me. I'm writing this from the afterlife.

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    Good times!

    Here is another, I dont know who originally posted this back in the day, I saved it at the time from my guild board

    You have entered Denny's.
    You say, 'Hail Denny's hostess'
    Denny's hostess says 'Hello, Bruin. Welcome to Denny's. [Smoking] or
    [non-smoking]?'
    You say, 'non-smoking'
    You say, 'what about non-smoking'
    You say, 'I would like non-smoking please'
    Denny's hostess says 'Right this way, please.'
    You are out of food and drink.
    Glodor shouts, 'has anyone seen the waiter?'
    Aaramis shouts, 'no and I've been camping him for a half hour'
    You are out of food and drink.
    Mystoran shouts, 'I see him'
    Glodor shouts, 'dont kill him, i still have to do the order quest'
    You are hungry.
    You are thirsty.
    You are out of food and drink.
    You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
    Denny's waiter says 'Hello, Bruin. You look like you could use some
    [coffee]'
    You say, 'give me coffee'
    You say, 'Yes I'll have some coffee'
    Denny's waiter says 'Ah, excellent! We have [regular] and [decaf].'
    You say, 'I will have some decaf'
    You say, 'what about decaf'
    You say, 'I would like decaf'
    Denny's waiter says 'I expected nothing less of you. Here, take this.'
    You gain experience!
    Your faction standing with Juan Valdez got better
    You drink your coffee.
    You were hit by non-melee for 39 dmg
    YOU are burning!
    You shout, 'Ow hehe this coffee's hot'
    Larates shouts, 'Haha you should have order orange juice'
    You are hungry.
    You are out of food.
    Annoying kid says 'Pikachuuuuuu'
    Annoying kid tries to hit YOU, but misses!
    Annoying kid tries to hit YOU, but misses!
    Annoying kid hits YOU for 3 points of damage.
    Auto-attack on.
    You hit Annoying kid for 17 points of damage.
    You hit Annoying kid for 22 points of damage.
    You have slain Annoying kid!
    Your faction standing with Disciplineless Mothers got worse
    Your faction standing with Denny's Customers got better
    Your faction standing with The World at Large got better
    Annoying kid's corpse says 'My mother will avenge my death!'
    You receive 3 copper as your split.
    You are hungry.
    You are out of food.
    Disciplineless mother says 'Your actions and history are a personal
    affront to all I stand for.'
    Disciplineless mother begins casting a spell.
    Disciplineless mother pet is enveloped in flames.
    Off-duty police officer says 'Hey! No pets in the building!'
    Disciplineless mother pet hits YOU for 18 points of damage.
    Off-duty police officer hits Disciplineless mother for 287 points of
    damage.
    Off-duty police officer hits Disciplineless mother for 234 points of
    damage.
    Off-duty police officer kicks Disciplineless mother for 27 points of
    damage.
    Disciplineless mother is slain by Off-duty police officer!
    Disciplineless mother pet hits YOU for 12 points of damage.
    Off-duty police officer hits Disciplineless mother pet for 262 points of

    damage.
    Off-duty police officer was burned.
    Disciplineless mother pet is slain by Off-duty police officer!
    Off-duty police officer says 'Let this be a lesson, that none can
    withstand
    the wrath of the
    Local Police Department!'
    You are hungry.
    You are out of food.
    You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
    Denny's waiter says 'Can I get you some more [coffee]?'
    You say, 'No, I want to place my order'
    You say, 'Can I place my order?'
    You say, 'Let me place my order dammit!'
    Denny's waiter says 'Ah, would you like to try our [Grand Slam
    Breakfast]?'
    You say, 'I will have the grand slam breakfast'
    Denny's waiter says 'How would you like your [eggs]?'
    You say, 'scrambled'
    You say, 'I would like them scrambled'
    You say, 'what about eggs'
    Denny's waiter says 'You can have [scrambled eggs] or [fried eggs].'
    You say, 'I will have scrambled eggs'
    Denny's waiter says 'Excellent, would you like anything to drink? Some
    [orange juice], perhaps?'
    You say, 'I will have orange juice'
    You say, 'what about orange juice'
    Denny's waiter says 'Our orange juice is fresh squeezed from
    concentrate.'
    You say, 'give me orange juice'
    Denny's waiter says 'Okay, I'll be right back with your orange juice.'
    You gain experience!
    You are hungry.
    You are out of food.
    Darmond shouts "Camp Check!"
    Bruin shouts " And one time at band camp......"
    Larates says "Hey, I am camping the drunk chicks in booth 3 and 8"
    Belephebe says "How can you keep up with all the spawn locations?"
    Bromdor says "Dude! Drunk people have a high spawn rate in this zone!
    Sweet!"
    Larates says "BTW, also camping that Blue Rhino in the stuffed animal
    claw
    machine! Drunk chicks dig Blue Rhinos."
    Eriad says "need some help with that Blue Rhino quest?"
    Larates says "sure you get the side angle I'll get the front view."
    Verant shouts, 'Attention, your bacon is now raw, because fully-cooked
    bacon
    lacks the inherent risks associated with our Vision of Bacon.'
    Tumaria shouts, 'Wait a minute, this bacon hasn't been cooked for
    months'
    Verant shouts, 'Uhh... yes it has.'
    Gewayn shouts, 'You kidding? We've been complaining about this stuff
    being
    raw for ages'
    Verant shouts, 'Uh, whatever.'
    Verant shouts, 'Oh.'
    Verant shouts, 'uh.... I've just been informed that the bacon has been
    raw
    for several months now, but we were unable to determine this until we
    fixed
    a bug with the pancakes, which were previously large enough to obscure
    the
    bacon.'
    Verant shouts, '... Oh, yeah, we nerfed your pancakes too.'
    Denny's waiter says 'Here are your eggs, Bruin.'
    You gain experience!
    Your faction standing with Denny's Customers got worse
    Scrambled eggs looks at you threateningly - what would you like your
    tombstone to say?
    You taste your eggs.
    You are chilled to the bone.
    You shout, 'oh man my eggs are cold'
    Kyrria shouts, 'petition a manager then'
    You petition, 'my scrambled eggs are cold'
    Eriad shouts, 'Ack train to restroom!!!'
    Glodor says, 'Bruin, I still can't believe you can eat this stuff'
    Denny's waiter says 'Here is your breakfast, Mystoran.'
    Mystoran begins to cast a spell.
    Mystoran is protected from poison.
    Mystoran says, 'I always come prepared'
    You shout, 'Man, where's the manager'
    Beater shouts, 'Haha u petitioned a managr u sux'
    GM- Dnymgr tells you, 'Greetings, Bruin, I am The GM, the Denny's
    manager.
    How can I
    assist you?'
    You tell GM-Dnymgr, 'my scrambled eggs are cold'
    GM-Dnymgr tells you, 'I will be with you as soon as possible, please
    stay
    patient'
    You sip your coffee.
    A cool breeze slips through your mind.
    GM-Dnymgr says, 'Greetings, Bruin. Are your eggs still cold?'
    You say, 'yes'
    GM-Dnymgr begins to cast a spell.
    Scrambled eggs burst into flame.
    GM-Dnymgr says, 'Take care'
    Beater says, 'Ack, I don't feel so well'
    Beater begins to cast a spell.
    Alka-Seltzer staggers.
    Beater staggers.
    Beater beams a smile at Alka-Seltzer.
    Beater says, 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...'
    Larates shouts, 'I got the blue dino!!'
    Larates says, 'okay where are all the wood elves??'
    Denny's waiter says 'Here, let me clear that away for you.'
    You say, 'Hey, wait, that's my food, I'm not done yet....'
    You shout, 'Hey, this waiter took my food!'
    Cracten shouts, 'Yep, they do that sometimes if you let your food sit
    there'
    You say, 'Hail Denny's waiter'
    Denny's waiter says 'Hello there, Bruin, how can I help you?'
    You say, 'Check please'
    Denny's waiter says 'Okay, here you go.'
    You gain experience!
    You say, 'Hail Denny's cashier'
    Denny's cashier says 'Hello there, would you like to pay your [check]?'
    You say, 'Yes I want to pay my check'
    You say, 'what about my check?'
    Denny's cashier says 'You must give me the check before I can reveal
    more to
    you.'
    Denny's cashier says 'Ah, excellent! Would you like to know your
    [total]?'
    You gain experience!
    Your faction standing with Denny's Cashiers got better
    You say, 'what is my total?'
    Denny's cashier says 'Your total is 6 gold, 7 silver, 9 copper. Will you
    be
    paying with a [MasterCard]?'
    You say, 'yes I will use a mastercard'
    Denny's cashier says 'Unfortunately your MasterCard is over-limit. Would
    you
    prefer to pay with [cash]?'
    Your faction standing with MasterCard got worse
    Your faction standing with Cheesy-*** High-Interest-Rate Credit Card
    Companies got better
    You say, 'yes I will pay with cash'
    Denny's cashier says 'Your total is 6 gold, 7 silver, 9 copper then.'
    You gain experience!
    You receive 2 silver, 1 copper.
    Denny's waiter says 'You have stiffed me on my tip for the last time!'
    Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 217 points of damage!
    Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 204 points of damage!
    Denny's waiter hits YOU for 226 points of damage!
    Denny's waiter tries to hit YOU, but misses!
    Denny's waiter bashes YOU for 74 points of damage!
    You are stunned.
    Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 189 points of damage!
    You are bleeding to death!
    Denny's waiter crushes YOU for 221 points of damage!
    You have been slain by Denny's waiter!
    You are no longer stunned.
    LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
    You have entered Burger King.
    You shout, 'Can I get a rez? My corpse is all the way over in Denny's.'

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    I do remember that one OP - hilarious !!!

    As for the Denny's one, I posted that same story here several months ago
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    That was actually the first time I'd ever read the Denny's one ;)
    ~You are restricted only by your imagination~ Dona Kato

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michello View Post
    That was actually the first time I'd ever read the Denny's one ;)
    Its been a while since i read it, one of my favorites, along with the train to zone club fu one.
    God those bring back memories, trying to get the right phrase typed for a quest and accitentally auto attacking the npc, fortunately as a sk i could FD when i screwed up if i wasnt one shotted.

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    ANother one from EQ:

    I was invisible and running through the Karanas one day when I noticed a young gnome near the gypsy camp. He was fighting a lion and though it looked like he would win the battle, being a fellow gnome, I decided to help the guy out.

    I targeted the lion, clicked on my mesmerize spell, then *started* to type: "I'm mesmerizing the lion for you." I got as far as: "I'm " when I remembered that I had replaced my mesmerize spell with an Area of Effect mesmerize spell... and that I was standing next to an NPC enchantress. Gulp.

    """My movement keys are mapped to "w a s d" so I frantically stabbed at my keyboard, trying to MOVE and interrupt the spell.

    I forgot that I was in typing mode.

    The gypsy enchantress didn't like my attempt to mezz her so she promptly charmed me and made me go after the gnome I had been trying to *save*. I watched in horror as my peace-loving character, knife flailing like a crazed sushi chef, chased the little guy down and stabbed him to death.

    I found my victim later and apologized profusely... I even gave him a nice weapon and a piece of armor. He was great about it, and laughed when I told him what happened.

    He said he didn't know WHAT was going on. One minute he was fighting a lion, the next minute a strange gnome appeared out of NOWHERE, announced: "I'm wwwaaaddd", then sliced him up like Freddy Krueger. """

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    Man oh man. Thanks for the laugh, guys. Roflmao. I was close to tears I was laughing so hard. I had never heard the OP's story or the Denny's story but both were priceless.

    I have a few stories that were pretty funny. It may not be executed in such a gut-busting fashion, but they are still pretty funny.


    I remember after slaving for months to get my epic for my druid in EQ1 and the moment I finally had it in my grasp was beyond exciting. I was like a very giddy schoolgirl jumping up and down(okay, maybe more like giddy hopping in my chair, lol) and could not wait to try it out.

    Since I was already in North Karana after having acquired the Wrath of Nature scimitar from the named treant(starts with an "X"), I sought out my first victim. It didn't take me long to find my victim, "a hill giant," as they roamed all over the place.

    So there I was. Ready to use the DoT spell that I had unlimited uses of on my new, glorious weapon...ready to inflict great, arduous pain upon the hill giant... when suddenly....

    I realized I had dotted myself.

    Apparently, all of my ordeals in getting the prized scimitar had dulled my wits and I had inadvertently forgotten to check my target. LMAO. Needless to say I was able to heal myself and not die, but I still felt like a very, very large n00b.
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    My second story involved that same druid character and my ogre friend. We were bebopping through Eastern Wastes on SoW on our way to Kael when suddenly I had yet another n00b moment:

    There is a great chasm that leads to Kael. And my friend and I were at the top of that descent, off on one of the sides. So we fell. Hard. Very hard. For 10,000 points of damage. And the only thing I could say while plummeting to my death was "Why didn't I have SoE(Spirit of the Eagle) on????"

    Last edited by Zephirius; 09-17-2010 at 11:58 AM.

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    only one word can some up the OLD EQ stories


    PRICELESS!!!

    co workers wonder why im crying and laughing at same time

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    I was a horrible brat in EQ. Of course, I was only 18 then, so....

    I used to send my Eye of Zomm into the bowells of Blackburrow, effectively pulling the entire zone. The resulting train would absolutely steamroll every single player in its path. The chatbox would flood red with "OMG TRAIN!" "WTF!? Huge train. RUN!" "TRAIN TO ZONE, WATCH OUT!" "What's with all the ^&#%ing trains today?"

    Because raiding in EQ was different, with the lack of elite mobs etc, I used to try to get 30 level 1 characters together to "raid blackburrow." That alt's name was Newbiewankenobi.

    Then I did things like cast a translocate on warriors, and convince them to run into dungeons and pick up certain things for me. I used to explore dungeons using Bind Sight, and find some of the clickable goodies. Basically they would get the translocate confirmation dialogue, but not click it until they grabbed whatever it was I wanted. Sadly, most of them did not seem to be very good at juggling a train of mobs, clicking a tiny object, and then accepting the translocate before they were obliterated by the angry denizens. Oops.

    I tried to hold a dwarf tossing contest. Each team was composed of two people. The dwarf would stand on a designated spot. One person would cast Gravity Flux, and the next person would try to time a Thunderstrike to hit while the dwarf was in the air. The person who punted the dwarf the furthest would win. It was hard to find any dwarves willing to participate for some reason... They eventually patched out the toss effect of Gravity Flux (Damn Sony!), and so I had to give it up entirely.

    In Kunark I set my bind location on top of a huge wall (forget the name of the zone). I would get groups at the base of the wall, grab aggro from a pull, and then teleport to my bind spot. The mob would go charging in my direction. I would then levitate off the wall, and begin spamming my random teleport spells (Blink, Fade, and Yonder, or something like that) causing the mob to run around spasmodically, confounding the crap out of my poor group.

    When I would get bored, I'd go to Qeynos and get as many Klicklacks or whatever they were called to attack me as I could. Then I'd charge into the city. The guards could only aggro one at a time, so eventually I would get some to come with me to the tavern where there were no guards. Then they'd be my drinking buddy. There's nothing like getting smashed with a giant beetle. *hiccup*

    Ahh... the good ol' days. Honestly, I don't pull this stuff anymore, promise!

    "That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die."
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    Anyone remember Tweety's Ranks? She was a EQ Guide.
    I have since lost the original link but I did mamage to find this.

    http://eatingbees.brokentoys.org/the...g-a-guide-you/
    or
    http://www.erollisimarr.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4061
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    Coda Rocklift Bard
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    Who can remember the Stunt Bard?

    Hehe
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RidRsx7TC3g
    Coda Rocklift Bard
    It only ends once. Anything that happens before that is just progress.

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    Not EQ, but still a golden oldie

    http://archive.gamespy.com/fargo/august03/autorpg/

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    Anyone have the link to the story about the guide who went ballistic and summoned a guild into VP? He bound them there so they would be caught in a death loop. Also, does anyone have the link to the unfortunate cyber message that ended up in guild chat instead of a /tell? And best of all, remember page 8?

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    Classic one

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