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    Default Epic Text to Email message from wife!!!!

    Tax time would be a great time for a divorce so we need to seriously take advantage of the opportunity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wizx13 View Post
    Tax time would be a great time for a divorce so we need to seriously take advantage of the opportunity.
    Heh. At one point when MN was talking about introducing separate "civil unions" as distinct from "marriages", Beloved Spouse and I discussed the possibility of converting over to a civil union. (Hard to explain why if it's not obvious, but... If people are gonna be second-class citizens, we're gonna go stand with them.) I think it is the sweetest thing ever that we were both simultaneously thinking of getting a divorce. (In the event, MN hasn't yet done such a thing.)
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    Cant you feel the love?



    New message!!


    I ******* hate you so much that i think if you dont hurry up and get the **** out of here and go on with your life that we are gonna end up hurting each other really bad because you literallly make me want to rip your ******* head off!


    Just makes my heart pitter patter!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wizx13 View Post
    Cant you feel the love?



    New message!!


    I ******* hate you so much that i think if you dont hurry up and get the **** out of here and go on with your life that we are gonna end up hurting each other really bad because you literallly make me want to rip your ******* head off!


    Just makes my heart pitter patter!!
    Serious wife agro!

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    Shes so cute when she hates me

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    Angry sex is the best.


    The 3 stages of sex in a marriage:
    First married you have sex in every room in the house

    After a few years you only have sex in the bedroom

    After a few more years you only have hallway sex

    Thats were you pass each other in the hallway & say "F@#$ You!"
    Last edited by mortaug; 11-17-2011 at 11:40 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mortaug View Post
    Angry sex is the best.


    The 3 stages of sex in a marriage:
    First married you have sex in every room in the house

    After a few years you only have sex in the bedroom

    After a few more years you only have hallway sex

    Thats were you pass each other in the hallway & say "F@#$ You!"
    Wow, that is so true!!!

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