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    A test of wits occurs between an average RIFT player and a box of radishes...


    Who wins?
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    Well, if you don't harvest them early, and let them get large, radishes can be pretty sharp.

    They're also know among gardeners for their quick time to reach maturity.
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    Radishes come in boxes?

    The wonders never cease to amaze.
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    Chuck Norris wins.


    Chuck Norris always wins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dereth View Post
    Radishes come in boxes?

    The wonders never cease to amaze.
    Well, you have to put them in something when you harvest them, unless you've only got a few. Bags and buckets work fine as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Isophix View Post
    A test of wits occurs between an average RIFT player and a box of radishes...


    Who wins?
    Are the "California Raisins"

    And can they sing?


    bah nm sitting too far from my monitor.. i thought you said raisins..
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    considering that most boxes of radishes don't moan and whine all day on the forums and cry over every tit and tat, i believe this one goes to the radishes

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    Grow the radishes in acidic dirt and they are remarkably more sophisticated in their taste delivery

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    hmm, honestly I see alot of people giving the radishes way too much credit. this is almost a dead heat. I'll take radishes but only by a 3 point spread.

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    Doozers convert radishes to doozer sticks for construction material.
    Fraggles eat doozer constructions.

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    I vote for the Radishes. They probably settle in my tummy easier.

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