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    Default *A New Moderator Enters*

    I don't know where Jakranka's been all my life, but he just surpassed Walsingham in my internal contest for favorite moderator.
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    Jeez, I dunno. Walsingham is known internally as the bacon-king. I can't compete with that =(

    Everyone knows bacon trumps all.
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    Jaranka just oozes sexiness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Walsingham View Post
    Jaranka just oozes sexiness.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakranka View Post
    Jeez, I dunno. Walsingham is known internally as the bacon-king. I can't compete with that =(

    Everyone knows bacon trumps all.
    If Wals likes bacon, he'll love this one.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fNbv9QzoQk
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    The irony in this is that if a common little guy like me started talking about someones "sexiness" I would probably recieve a warning for stalking or something. Life can be oh so unfair.

    On another note, new mod. W00t w00t.


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    Haha - Epic Meal Time is funny, Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time is better - though their Bacon one is probably the weirdest one, so here's Carnage Stew to get you started:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L40f...eature=related

    It's like modern day viking cooking.

    My friends and I tried to order a side of crispy bacon when we ordered pizza once - they did not deliver!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elrar View Post
    Haha - Epic Meal Time is funny, Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time is better - though their Bacon one is probably the weirdest one, so here's Carnage Stew to get you started:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L40f...eature=related

    It's like modern day viking cooking.

    My friends and I tried to order a side of crispy bacon when we ordered pizza once - they did not deliver!
    Lolwut - That does remind me of myself, but because I'm a bad chef (and viking heritage) - It's also ironic since some of the best chefs in the world are from sweden hehe. And about the bacon, I do think we import a lot of it from US. Sure looks the same to me when I google "american bacon dinner".

    I think Jonathan Coulton praised IKEA's meatballs in his song though. The song in question can be found here.

    About the sidedish, try ordering the bacon on the pizza next time - It's actually quite good! Oh, and swedish meal time cracks me up.
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    Bacon & Onion is my favorite pizza - but this time my friend asked for just bacon, thus I attempted to order it for him haha.

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    Try bringing a picture along next time - If words don't work then visuals always do. Picture of the desired dish that is.


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    *enters thread*

    Must resist adding quote from BBC comedy which may spark cultural humor and terminology confusion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anuhart View Post
    *enters thread*

    Must resist adding quote from BBC comedy which may spark cultural humor and terminology confusion

    *resists and leaves thread*
    Proceed! Pl0x.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Walsingham View Post
    Jaranka just oozes sexiness.
    Bacon king?

    You wouldn't happen to be baconator from former cabal team?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jakranka View Post
    Jeez, I dunno. Walsingham is known internally as the bacon-king. I can't compete with that =(

    Everyone knows bacon trumps all.
    *enters thread and reads comments from mods*
    *mind drifts off thinking of bacon*

    mmmmmm.......bacon

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    Speaking of bacon, I'm going to be making bacon stuffed burgers in a few days, topped with, thats right, more bacon! Ooooooooh cant wait!
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