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Thread: Rift will die on June 21st 2011!!!

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    Default Rift will die on June 21st 2011!!!

    I have studied the game, devo team and moderators here and determined that the Rift end days are close at hand. There are 6 different types of rifts and June is the 6th month, June 21st 1990 was the 1st time someone asked Walshingham if he was a dancing pig......21 years ago. So the 21st is the beginning of the end

    All the cool kid players will be transfered off the rift servers and onto heavenly rift servers where they will be no lag, everything is balance and new content comes whenever you want it.

    All the not cool kids will remain on the rift servers where they will suffer hours of downtime, tons of lag, horrid content patches and often D/C until their subs run out.

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    ****ing doomsayer! Next thing we know, he'll be saying that June 21 was just "spiritual" and the "physical" end will happen on November 21!

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    I wonder how long it will take for someone to respond with out reading and seeing the joke.

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    Yes but it is all about the end game anyhow

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    August is the cut-off for the 6 month subs. We'll know how healthy RIFT is then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daggercutter View Post
    I wonder how long it will take for someone to respond with out reading and seeing the joke.
    Most jokes, and posts (like the one I'm quoting) are worthless and I just post what I wanted to say anyways.

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    I lol'd

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trisian View Post
    August is the cut-off for the 6 month subs. We'll know how healthy RIFT is then.
    Woot! Got one, let's see how many more you can get.

    Funny post OP, this will be fun.

    BTW, He's making fun of the recent predictions of the world ending on May 21st and this thread has absolutely nothing to do with what you appear to think it does.

    LoL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trisian View Post
    Most jokes, and posts (like the one I'm quoting) are worthless and I just post what I wanted to say anyways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trisian View Post
    Most jokes, and posts (like the one I'm quoting) are worthless and I just post what I wanted to say anyways.

    REPEAT!! its not to late and you too can be join us on the heavenly rift servers!!

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    LOL you sure like making up FALSE things wrong with the game. Downtime is so low on Rft not even funny.
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    omg ur so dum rift is never gonna die it is best game #1 for sure.

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    Hilarious stuff, OP. Thanks for the laugh!

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    I believe you are off by a few weeks. Did you take into account the Summer Solstice and the moon phase? I say July 1st. Night of a new moon.

    Hey Neb, dd you take that pic for your Sig yourself or did you find it somewhere? I swear I have seen that exhibit before at the local museum. 3 blank canvases next to each other is a series. lol. I weep for the art community every time I see it.
    Last edited by crimsondrac; 05-27-2011 at 08:20 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by crimsondrac View Post
    I believe you are off by a few weeks. Did you take into account the Summer Solstice and the moon phase? I say July 1st. Night of a new moon.

    It is mostly based on Walshingham's dance........rift version of the Dance of Shiva

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