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    Default The Cat Lover's Motto

    Mine is not to reason why -- mine is but to open cans.

    & bags.

    & occasionally doors.

    Isn't it nice to know that thumbs are actually important? Whoda thought?
    Fare thee well
    Let your life proceed by its own design
    Nothing to tell
    Let the words be yours, I'm done with mine.

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    huh? What is this i don't even...
    I was once on a vegetarian diet, I quit though. Turns out Vegetarians are harder to catch and kill than cows and the meat is too stringy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drgonstar View Post
    huh? What is this i don't even...
    Clearly you're not owned by cats.
    Fare thee well
    Let your life proceed by its own design
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    Let the words be yours, I'm done with mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aumvaar View Post
    Clearly you're not owned by cats.
    No I don't think I am...
    I was once on a vegetarian diet, I quit though. Turns out Vegetarians are harder to catch and kill than cows and the meat is too stringy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drgonstar View Post
    No I don't think I am...
    Well, here's the thing: cats are wierd. They do wierd things, which most human beings simply don't understand.

    But whether you understand why they do what they do is beside the point. It's not your place to understand. It's your place to open cans or bags of food, & sometimes doors when some stupid human in the house unthinkingly closes one so that poor kitty can't go from room to room as he/she wants.

    Thus, the motto.
    Fare thee well
    Let your life proceed by its own design
    Nothing to tell
    Let the words be yours, I'm done with mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aumvaar View Post
    Well, here's the thing: cats are wierd. They do wierd things, which most human beings simply don't understand.

    But whether you understand why they do what they do is beside the point. It's not your place to understand. It's your place to open cans or bags of food, & sometimes doors when some stupid human in the house unthinkingly closes one so that poor kitty can't go from room to room as he/she wants.

    Thus, the motto.
    Ah, I wasn't sure what perspective you were coming from...
    I was once on a vegetarian diet, I quit though. Turns out Vegetarians are harder to catch and kill than cows and the meat is too stringy.

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    Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.

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    Your life has been reduced to that of slavery.

    Welcome to ancient egypt (They worshipped cats too)
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    Cats, I love them best with Sweet Baby Ray's and smoked over some hickory.

    What? Oh, nevermind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nestran View Post
    Cats, I love them best with Sweet Baby Ray's and smoked over some hickory.

    What? Oh, nevermind.
    That is normally how I roast puppies
    I was once on a vegetarian diet, I quit though. Turns out Vegetarians are harder to catch and kill than cows and the meat is too stringy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erex View Post
    Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.
    This person gets it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drgonstar View Post
    That is normally how I roast puppies
    Try puppies with some applewood mixed in there. Lip smackin good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Erex View Post
    Dogs have owners; Cats have staff.
    Totally true lol

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