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    Default Three Simple Ground Rules: Read & Heed!

    1. Pie > Cake

    2. Pancakes > Waffles

    3. Chocolate-ness is next to GOD-liness

    Anyone who disagrees, in any way shape or form, with any of the above rules is officially wrong.

    NB: do not argue with me about these rules. I didn't make them; I'm only reporting them. If you have questions, comments, or complaints, please put them in this space []. Do not, under any circumstances, go outside those lines. Thank you, in advance, for your cooperation.
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    Cheesecake > You.

    No simpler mathematical equation has ever been figured out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Emperor View Post
    Cheesecake > You
    Look, this thread is about THREE simple ground rules.

    Don't go getting smart with me & adding a fourth, no matter how good of a rule it is!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aumvaar View Post
    Look, this thread is about THREE simple ground rules.

    Don't go getting smart with me & adding a fourth, no matter how good of a rule it is!!!
    I don't add rules; I MAKE THEM.

    Cheesecake > You, period.
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    Does the first rule include ice cream cake? And where do poptarts fit in?

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    Hmmm. Steak 'n Kidney pie... You're right. It is bigger than everybody.
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    About right, ayuh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinndel View Post
    Does the first rule include ice cream cake? And where do poptarts fit in?
    His rules are irrelevant. Mine aren't, and I'll put pop tarts below ice cream cake below cheesecake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinndel View Post
    Does the first rule include ice cream cake?
    Absolutely.

    And where do poptarts fit in?
    This thread is about food, not poptarts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Emperor View Post
    I don't add rules; I MAKE THEM
    Not in MY thread you don't. You wanna go adding in extraneous irreleventia? Fine -- get your own thread. This one is MINE MINE MINE, & culinary heathens need not respond.

    Of course, if you were talking about chocolate cheesecake .... welll .... um ..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aumvaar View Post
    Not in MY thread you don't. You wanna go adding in extraneous irreleventia? Fine -- get your own thread. This one is MINE MINE MINE, & culinary heathens need not respond.

    Of course, if you were talking about chocolate cheesecake .... welll .... um ..............
    I guess I'll have to make myself clear... THIS IS OFFICIALLY A HOSTILE TAKEOVER, I HEREBY OWN THIS THREAD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Emperor View Post
    I guess I'll have to make myself clear... THIS IS OFFICIALLY A HOSTILE TAKEOVER, I HEREBY OWN THIS THREAD!
    Not without chocolate cheesecake, you don't.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aumvaar View Post
    Not without chocolate cheesecake, you don't.
    Okay, you can have some... but only if you bow before your new lord, ME!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aumvaar View Post
    Absolutely.



    This thread is about food, not poptarts.
    Then here's where we have a problem.

    If chocolate-ness = godliness, and cake can be chocolate (or chocolate ice cream wich is better) then you have a pie that is not godly rated higher than a godly cake, wich is a logical fallacy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Emperor View Post
    Okay, you can have some... but only if you bow before your new lord, ME!
    No, sorry: I'm only inclined to negotiate with you, due to your advocacy of chocolate cheesecake.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sinndel View Post
    Then here's where we have a problem.

    If chocolate-ness = godliness, and cake can be chocolate (or chocolate ice cream wich is better) then you have a pie that is not godly rated higher than a godly cake, wich is a logical fallacy.
    Humbug, HUMBUG I say to your logic fallacies. This is about the proper rules of FOOD, & logic has nothing to do with it.

    Besides: chocolate-rum-pecan pie > any form of cake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aumvaar View Post
    No, sorry: I'm only inclined to negotiate with you, due to your advocacy of chocolate cheesecake.
    I don't do negotiations; look at all my enemies, where you'll find yourself there also, crawling with your blood dripping out into the sewage. Now, either bow or die!

    Cheesecake > ALL.
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