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    Default The story of a bard's burnt house

    Welcome telarans, back you came.
    I imagine you noticed this place's not the same?
    A few days ago, it's been consumed by a flame.
    And you guessed wrong-it's Hanlo to blame.
    Why do I blame him? Do I have no shame?
    Ofcourse I have evidence to valid my claim.

    You see, long ago,
    well-a week back from today,
    I saw Hanlo go
    to a place far away.

    No it wasn't a lair, an apothecary, a tomb...
    It was a grocery store.
    Where he bought a broom.
    ...yes a broom, the type that cleans the floor.
    Does no one see where this is going anymore?

    So then I followed him for a while,
    until he went under a floor tile.
    Following him to the trap door,
    I heared a great beast snore.
    And the beast was no other-well, it was a fat dude nextdoor.

    In his cellar, his dungeon perhaps,
    there were many undead lying in trance.
    All facing the centre, in a circly way,
    where there was a machine, which was stinky.

    The great device, which had alot of tubes,
    each one containing many ice cubes,
    also had many pipes,
    each one coloured with different stripes,
    that connected to the undead's boobs.

    So that deathpaste machine,
    its existence obscene,
    was the basis of all Hanlo's work.

    So he gave the broom to a ghoul
    who mopped the floor of drool
    that was dripping of its own mouth.
    And if that wasn't enough
    as the business went south
    I saw Hanlo's true colour;
    While his soul is a necromancer's
    you wouldn't believe-
    HIS SECOND SOUL IS A PYROMANCER ZOMG NOWAI kkthx.

    And that's why I think he burnt my house.
    *You slap me and leave*
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    *cough cough* /shuffles away


    Nice job by the way Skythe! Very creative and mostly stuck to the original story. They wouldn't believe the real version now would they? =p

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    was that beat nick poetry? I could not tell.

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    *Applause* That was a fun read.
    Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

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    Dude you have a freaking Talent! I am Necroing this thread, so more people can see how good you are!
    I don't need to "Get a life."! I'm a Gamer! I have loads of Lifes! - - - Necromancy - happiness is an army of unstoppable, loyal, killing machines.

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    Ya anything that rips on Hanlo is good stuff.

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    Bravo, Bravo... I shall call you .....Shakespeare of the Rift!

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