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    Soulwalker Jhera's Avatar
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    Default Santa is not who you think he is...!

    Anyone notice that Santa sounds like a stalker?

    "He sees you while your sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake, ooooh. You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout, I'm tellin you why! SANTA CLAUSE IS COMMIN TO TOWN!"


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    Santa knows where all the naughty girls live, giggity giggity.
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    It was created by parents, to keep there kids in check.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinndel View Post
    Santa knows where all the naughty girls live, giggity giggity.
    I'm I the only one wondering what he charges to see that list?
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    All Jewish children would like Santa busted for B & E.

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    I've always found the concept pretty creepy, to be honest. Yet I was always made to feel like a spoilsport for pointing out that it was a rather strange thing to suggest existing in a society where we're meant to be overly cautious about strangers at that age.

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    I spend 8 years at one of the northmost garrisons in the world, instructing arctic ranger/LRRP units. 120 km northern than Santa Clauses workshop and HQ... 120 km above Arctic Circle.

    Guys... I can tell you story or two, but if you see this movie, those stories dont fall far.

    Rare Exports: The Christmas Tale

    That movie is continuation of these two short movies and you really, really need to understand and learn the "Safety Instructions" movie... or you die.

    Mildly NSFW Rare Exports Inc.

    Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions

    Merry Christmas...

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