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    Telaran Edgermaniac's Avatar
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    If three cats roam the the streets at 1:30 in the morning with a glass of ice tea each, does it mean that rats 3/4 of a mile away like to race key cars with the neighboring coyotes of alaska? If this is not the case i believe that the 4 cows next to my house cheat at Rummy and the horses drink to much damn whiskey, and why doesnt my wife like me?

    To me this statement makes more sense then some of the stuff that get constantly cried about over and over lol. Anyways I am gonna go have some fun playing Rift see ya all on Shatterbone!!

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    This is why ********* should NOT be legalized.

    Lol it's censored. That's cute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinndel View Post
    This is why ********* should NOT be legalized.

    Lol it's censored. That's cute.
    oh for the record i have never done any drugs lol, i was simply trying to make something sound so ridiculous people would say, huh? And my point although vague was that it made more sense then some of things people like to cry about lol.

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    Actually, gerbils like to race cars. Rats have a penchant for Shakespeare.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edgermaniac View Post
    If three cats roam the the streets at 1:30 in the morning with a glass of ice tea each, does it mean that rats 3/4 of a mile away like to race key cars with the neighboring coyotes of alaska? If this is not the case i believe that the 4 cows next to my house cheat at Rummy and the horses drink to much damn whiskey, and why doesnt my wife like me?

    To me this statement makes more sense then some of the stuff that get constantly cried about over and over lol. Anyways I am gonna go have some fun playing Rift see ya all on Shatterbone!!
    lemme guess... the wings on your shoes have shrunk and now the moths won't eat your kidneys? When you shake your state capitol it only yields three fairy napkins? your banana slippers are like water boats because when the moon winks sometimes it burns your hamster punches? Well believe it or not that's how you get to llama school so deal with it troll.
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    o.o;
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    I have nothing really to add...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kat Fantastic View Post
    o.o;
    I uh... Okay.
    I have nothing really to add...
    Why not? Do you not agree that gerbils in a position of power is like making bananas on a dry winter evening? Or do you deny that crabs with their pincers make excellent DJ's?
    "Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea."

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    I'm rather fond of ducks saying hi to my lawn while I kick the armpits of my distant relatives.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nymphetamyne View Post
    I'm rather fond of ducks saying hi to my lawn while I kick the armpits of my distant relatives.
    You know what I mean? That's like so last year and yet so hip and new! Have you tried armpitting an elbow of your thrice-removed cousins tame coconut? You should. It's totally worth it.
    "Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea."

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