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    Smile To all the Ladies of RIFT

    What I can do for the Ladies of RIFT...

    I will never say you don't exist, that just isn't fair.
    I will never make you cry, that Isn't nice of a guy.
    I will never ask your age, that's for you to know.
    I will never stare at your skimpy outfit, only into your eyes.
    I will never ask for anything and give all I can.

    I will treat you with equality, if not superiority.
    I will give you the deepest of respect, that will never be forgotten.
    I will listen when you need someone, into the early hours of the morning.
    I will remember your name, if it is given.
    I will never tell what you ask of me and forget what you want me to.

    Above all else, I will be your friend if you will be mine.

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    This is, by far, the most creepy thing I have seen on these forums yet.

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    xD

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    Interesting. Does this mean we're almost married?

    If so can we speed this process up using the magic of forumtime and skip to the breakup stage...what I'm trying to say is can i has ur stuff?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sneezer View Post
    This is, by far, the most creepy thing I have seen on these forums yet.
    Ditto lol
    http://sigcdn.siglaunch.com/sigs/rift/29903/rift-forum-signature.png

    I like to think of WoW as the Hindenburg, On these forums it always ends up in flames.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lollie View Post
    Interesting. Does this mean we're almost married?

    If so can we speed this process up using the magic of forumtime and skip to the breakup stage...what I'm trying to say is can i has ur stuff?
    Lol... Well I got to give it to you, you get right down to the point at least hehe.

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    wow. just wow. and more wow.

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    This isn't really the place for that type of thing. How would you feel if I went to your local mall and shouted that to everyone in the mall? It is the same type of reaction you are going to get on these forums.

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    Yeah, this just makes you look like a creeper.

    No one likes white knights.

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    "I think I'll be clever and the woman of my dreams (played by the 23 year old man of my nightmares) will contact me in game and start up a true cyber romance."

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    You do realize that a lot of the female characters in Rift are played by guys, don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Witster View Post
    Yeah, this just makes you look like a creeper.
    he doesn't look green and blows my stuff up when I'm not looking...

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    31/m/az with for kids, who wants some!?

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    This is like reverse trolling like something like that, like what you call a hippo fat when you're trying to convince them to like eat a hot dog or some **** like that

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