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Thread: Not renewing my sub- until Mr. T does a Rift commercial.

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    Plane Touched
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    Default Not renewing my sub- until Mr. T does a Rift commercial.

    wusssaaaaap?

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    Mr. T is so very 80's. I went to high school, first round college, and the military in the 80's.

    Let's go hipster.


    I hear Charlie Sheen needs a job- let HIM be our spokeman:P


    I got yur hookers and blow right here, Charlie.
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    I got tickets to see Charlie Sheen in his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour.

    I'm excited and scared at the same time. Hopefully he isn't 1) sober or 2) dead before then.

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    Omg. I just googled it, thinking you were referring to a skit. He really is doing this tour.


    Did he take a page out of Joaquim Phoenix's book???
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    I hear Trion has RuPaul scheduled for a TV-slot advertising Rift.
    This is scheduled to go on air when they implement Appearance Tabs and Barbershop content.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suLdd...eature=related

    That's right... get your appearance on!
    And you... better... work!


    EDIT: Not true by the way for all the gullible people out there.
    Last edited by kelkrypt; 04-02-2011 at 12:45 PM.

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    I already wrote some dialogue for th' T in this thread:

    HERE
    "I'm impervious to your verbal attacks because I'm
    me and you're still, you. Not your fault though."

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    Mr. T hell. I want Lady Gaga to do a rift commercial! Do et nao or I quit!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taaxa View Post
    Mr. T hell. I want Lady Gaga to do a rift commercial! Do et nao or I quit!!!!
    Lady Gaga should do a commercial for TERA instead, since their armor is already based of her outfits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarmea Moon View Post
    Mr. T is so very 80's. I went to high school, first round college, and the military in the 80's.

    Let's go hipster.


    I hear Charlie Sheen needs a job- let HIM be our spokeman:P


    I got yur hookers and blow right here, Charlie.
    This is the best suggestion I've ever seen on the Internet at any time.

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    WoW had Ozzie I want Rift to have Chad Kroger of Nickleback!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVu4p5J4eiY

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    Last edited by starbuck1771; 04-02-2011 at 01:14 PM.

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    Ugh, no. It was embarassing to be associated with WoW when the developers pumped out immature advertising gimmicks. The 'humour' was suitable for kids, not teenagers or adults.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Solbranthius View Post
    Ugh, no. It was embarassing to be associated with WoW when the developers pumped out immature advertising gimmicks. The 'humour' was suitable for kids, not teenagers or adults.
    what you don't want Lady GAGA viking Warrior or Bubble armor.

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    Unlike Blizzard, Trion can't afford Mr. T yet, but if Rift keeps going up like this, we could have Chuck Norris doing the commercials.
    A post in derp will remain in derp unless acted upon by an equal or greater derp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck1771 View Post
    WoW had Ozzie I want Rift to have Chad Kroger of Nickleback!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVu4p5J4eiY


    holy queer
    nickelback sucks ****

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