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    Default Top 10 funniest things to say to rogues in vent

    Slip these in on your rogue buddies tonight after a beer or 2 should be perfect:

    1) You don't need to dps, you are a stealth class you should be scouting stuff out
    2) Champion role is clear in their name, stop complaining
    3) Some rogue in the forums says everything is fine, lrn2play
    4) Need dps for X, no scouts please

    lets see, jsut got off work, I think I need a beer to keep this list going..
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    How about "You gonna keep crying or look at the hundreds of threads in the forum with builds that give nice DPS and copy them if you can't find your own?!?!"

    It's a goodun'

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    To the above post- Where are these good builds? lol I see crappy ones.

    A few ones that have been kicking around -
    Chrolos should be off heals as rogues are off dps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooger View Post
    Slip these in on your rogue buddies tonight after a beer or 2 should be perfect:

    1) You don't need to dps, you are a stealth class you should be scouting stuff out
    2) Champion role is clear in their name, stop complaining
    3) Some rogue in the forums says everything is fine, lrn2play
    4) Need dps for X, no scouts please

    lets see, jsut got off work, I think I need a beer to keep this list going..

    lol. i play a rogue but i can admit this is so true even of myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anost View Post
    How about "You gonna keep crying or look at the hundreds of threads in the forum with builds that give nice DPS and copy them if you can't find your own?!?!"

    It's a goodun'
    you better get scouting punk, I just switched focus targets of 2 GoS mages on you, prepare for 14k insta gib.

    Oh ya for more fun, every time your mages one shots someone, everyone in vent has to drink a shot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stretchme View Post
    To the above post- Where are these good builds? lol I see crappy ones.

    A few ones that have been kicking around -
    Chrolos should be off heals as rogues are off dps.
    hah ya, Its fun to yell: mages up front and tank, rogues heal, clerics dps, and warriors stay in back using ranged.. Its even stranger to see this naturally occur (esp b4 alst patch)
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    I know some insults

    We are kicking rouge from our guild we need no rouges as they useless

    Bard LFG it

    /w bard lol do play most useless class in game good luck in game

    /w bard we need a healer oh , wait you bard you can't heal any good haha

    /w bard you know that you delete your char?

    /w bard a bard we need buffs. NOT! we got archon good luck finding a group.

    Hope not you will use the insults in the game but some if you need some

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    Go be the meatsheild man you're a tank anyway!

    That's what people tell me... and it's true.

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    haha, ya I like the bard ones. "get a flute or ****" lol
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    (rogue attacking cleric)

    Cleric: How many buttons you pressing man?

    Rogue: all of them

    Cleric: lol

    Rogue: what?

    Rogue; im pressing one button....forwards.
    Dead gorilla at the ice rink

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dooger View Post
    Slip these in on your rogue buddies tonight after a beer or 2 should be perfect:

    1) You don't need to dps, you are a stealth class you should be scouting stuff out
    2) Champion role is clear in their name, stop complaining
    3) Some rogue in the forums says everything is fine, lrn2play
    4) Need dps for X, no scouts please

    lets see, jsut got off work, I think I need a beer to keep this list going..
    How about:

    "In Rift, Rogues take it from behind."

    In all other games, Rogues do it from behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haclya View Post
    We are kicking rouge from our guild we need no rouges as they useless
    you can kick a color from a guild? in that case can i kick the color green from every guild?
    rogue=class, rouge=color :P just had to XD
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    Will work for food.
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    "Now i know why gimps wear leather"
    Last edited by Victus Tryggr Wolf; 04-02-2011 at 12:32 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesbiff View Post
    (rogue attacking cleric)

    Cleric: How many buttons you pressing man?

    Rogue: all of them

    Cleric: lol

    Rogue: what?

    Rogue; im pressing one button....forwards.
    I. LOVE. THIS. I literally just laughed for several minutes and I main a rogue (sub a rouge of course like any good con artist)

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