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    Default Margle Palace: The Sheepening

    Over the last several months we've heard that some of ewe have experienced issues with performance in Margle Palace. As part of our investigations into these reports, with the next update we've got the area completely sheep shape, as we replace all NPCs with fluffy quadrupedal ruminants. They'll still give out the same quests, train the same skills, and sell the same items; they'll just be sheep.

    After the update, if anyone experiences baaa'd framerate (or any other graphical issues), wool you please let us know. We'll be counting sheep, but there will not be any sleeping on the job.

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    Um.... sheepless - er - speechless....
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    Uh oh. Time to memorize sheeps.

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    Ha! You're just trying to pull the wool over our eyes, as you ram some new change down our throats! Ewe don't fool me!

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    All the puns... so sheepy.
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    Sheeple...it will be just like walking around in the real world...just give them all smart phones to stare at.

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    I demand equal time for Squirrel NPCs!!!

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    inb4 the maddening amount of threads complaining about sheep after the patch.
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    Always good to see Trion shepherding in new features into the game.

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    sheep just got real
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    Wool lamb not sure whether this is a troll post.

    Don't want to ram this idea home but if sheep drop the lag then maybe we could have a sheep only CQ and thus allow us to rack up some kills

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    There is an old story about a fellow that bought a toupee, but didn't want to wear it and have everybody talk about it. So he grew a moustache, and after a while one morning he shaved off his moustache, put the toupee on and went to work.

    Everybody noticed he looked different, and he pointed to his lip and said "I shaved". I think I will look around for the toupee that's coming.

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    I could make a really bad joke here but, it isn't teen appropriate and, it involves a certain state in the USA so, well Happy herding guys.
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    Default Hey Ocho

    Time To Go To TB During This, Oh Wait If I Add To The Population There Wont The Lag Soon Be There Also. After All Is Not The Biggest Contributor To Lag Too Many Players In One Zone. Massive Amounts Of Data???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cascades View Post
    Time To Go To TB During This, Oh Wait If I Add To The Population There Wont The Lag Soon Be There Also. After All Is Not The Biggest Contributor To Lag Too Many Players In One Zone. Massive Amounts Of Data???
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