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    Default We need sports jersey wardrobes

    Come on! It's football season. Give us some pads, helmets and team jerseys.

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    Especially if we can now have regular dwarfball games!

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    The first broadcast of the National Dwarfball League...

    Last night's broadcast brought to you courtesy of the Maelforge Blimp, and sponsored by Dwarfenbrau Ale.

    Guardians vs Defiants

    Strikelittle: You’re supposed to punt the dwarf.
    Raelskye: First down!
    Raelskye: The Defiants have the dwarf…
    Raelskye: The Guardians are setting up for the blitz…..
    Dareya: Sorry, I just can’t get on board with dwarf punting.
    Raelskye: AND MERIDIAN GETS SACKED!
    Dareya: I mean, I always wanted to fly, but don’t f****** kick me, that’s mean.
    Raelskye: Oooooh! The Defiants are now on their own 10 yard line…
    Strikelittle: That’s how all dwarves fly.
    Takaixia: Someone must have painted an end zone around the Meridian gates.
    Raelskye: It’s second and long for the Defiants… Asha has the dwarf and is prepping for the long throw…
    Raelskye: Atrophinius goes for the interception!
    Raelskye: And is blocked by the Faceless Man!
    Khraaz: With his face?
    Strikelittle: Cyril goes in for the kill.
    Raelskye: Sylver has the dwarf and is running…
    Takaixia: Zareph just came out of nowhere and tackled the Faceless Man…
    Raelskye: OOOH! Flag on the play!
    Raelskye: The refs are arguing that Sylver is using technology on the field…
    Khraaz: Ooh, a flag was thrown, they’re taking it to the Vigil to watch the footage…
    Strikelittle: Those rocket boots.
    Strikelittle: I call for a penalty.
    Raelskye: The play is currently under review…
    Raelskye: Shyla comes out with her cheerleaders…
    Raelskye: She’s now waving Tasuil around like pompom’s…
    Takaixia: Holy catfish are you seeing this?
    Raelskye: And the referee Aedraxis comes out… flag on the field is overturned.
    Takaixia: Some stray guffins have wandered on to the field.
    Raelskye: The Defiants are now on the Guardians’ 35 yard line…
    Takaixia: The guffins appear to be cheering both teams on.
    Raelskye: Asha takes the snap…
    Raelskye: Looks for the open receiver…
    Strikelittle: OH? What’s this? There appears to be an Ascended killing all the guffins.
    Strikelittle: Someone should tell them that they don’t drop tears.
    Raelskye: Intercepted by Tam!
    Raelskye: WHO IS THEM PROMPTLY SHANKED BY KIRA!
    Raelskye: THE DWARF IS FUMBLED!
    Takaixia: Rauhm is going for an interception…
    Raelskye: Everyone is diving for the dwarf!
    Raelskye: Uriel is screaming at Sylver to get his hands off Asha!
    Nebucent: What sort of weird RP is going on here?
    Raelskye: And the Guardians have recovered the dwarf!
    Khraaz: Shut up, it’s a dwarfball game.
    Khraaz: Go make snacks.
    Raelskye: Borrin Gammault is melting down the drummers…
    Strikelittle: Wait…
    Strikelittle: Isn’t Borrin the dwarf [ball]?
    Raelskye: No.
    Raelskye: Cyril is calling play… takes the snap…
    Raelskye: LORD ARAK DESCENDS ON THE FIELD!
    Raelskye: IT’S THE HALF TIME SHOW!
    Bhadger: Featuring Scotty and his Dancing Squirrels!
    Raelskye: Apparently, however, Lord Arak is the Nickelback of RIFT, the Ascended have just massacred him…
    Raelskye: The Guardians have the dwarf… Cyril goes for the long pass…
    Raelskye: It’s caught by Atrophinius… he’s running like Shyla’s chasing him with a comb!
    Raelskye: The Bahmi are chasing him…
    Raelskye: Orphiel nails him! Tackled!
    Raelskye: Today’s broadcast is being brought to you by the Regulos Blimp…
    Raelskye: Oops, medical emergency… Apparently a dwarf on the sidelines is dealing with a strange gunshot wound…
    Raelskye: Timeout, Guardians…
    Kelnira: This message brought to you by the National Dwarfball League.
    Raelskye: Play resumes… the Guardians have the dwarf, it’s first and ten…
    Raelskye: Shyla and the others are strutting their stuff on the sidelines…
    Raelskye: Cyril takes the snap… ZERG RUSH BY THE ETH!
    Strikelittle: F****** Eth.
    Kelnira: Classic Eth.
    Raelskye: Cyril is scrambling in the pocket… and intentionally grounds the dwarf!
    Kelnira: What a stud.
    Raelskye: Second and fifteen… the Defiants are in blitz formation…
    Kelnira: ****’s about to go down.
    Raelskye: The dwarf is snapped… and here come the Bahmi!
    Raelskye: Cyril scrambles, looks for an open receiver…
    Kelnira: Poor dwarf.
    Raelskye: The Eth are everywhere… Cyril is sacked…
    Strikelittle: He’s in a tank role.
    Raelskye: It’s third and long… the Guardians are struggling to get back in to field goal range…
    Raelskye: Abbess Katia is warming up on the sidelines for the chance to kick…
    Raelskye: Cyril takes the snap… HEAVES THE DWARF IN A HAIL VIGIL THROW!
    Strikelittle: I knew it!
    Raelskye: THE CROWD GOES WILD…
    Raelskye: IT’S CAUGHT BY POOR TOM!
    Raelskye: WHO HAS NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON…
    Raelskye: HE RUNS LIKE ORPHIEL’S CHASING HIM…
    Raelskye: And Orphiel brings him down… FLAG ON THE PLAY!
    Raelskye: The Guardians are arguing that the Defiants had an extra man on the field!
    Khraaz: It wasn’t a man.
    Raelskye: The Defiants are arguing that the Guardians can’t count.
    Khraaz: It was a construct, damn you.
    Khraaz: And we’re allowed to have them.
    Raelskye: The footage is being reviewed in Tempest Bay for neutrality…
    Raelskye: The Maelforge Blimp wanders by overhead…
    Raelskye: And the call is upheld…
    Raelskye: Orphiel sulks his way off the field and blows out the nearest camera in a pout.
    Strikelitte: This shameless advertisement by Nik brought to you by the Akylios Blimp.
    Raelskye: The Guardians are now in field goal range!
    Raelskye: Abbess Katia steps up… the dwarf is caught and placed…
    Raelskye: She goes for the kick…
    Raelskye: AND THE BAHMI CUT LOOSE WITH AIR MAGIC!
    Strikelittle: The hell?
    Takaixia: Someone at Buffalo Wild Wings suddenly asked for the sprinklers to pop up across the field.
    Raelskye: THE KICK IS WIDE!
    Raelskye: Pass interference!
    Raelskye: Automatic first down, Guardians!
    Strikelittle: Never forget your sponsors.
    Strikelittle: The Abyssal cult needs to eat too.
    Raelskye: Greenscale swoops down and noms on the annoying hot dog vendor…
    Takaixia: And Crucia is conspiring to make it snow.
    Strikelittle: And half the stands…
    Raelskye: First and ten, the Guardians have the dwarf…
    Raelskye: Asha and the rest of the Defiants take the field…
    Strikelittle: Elves are now scurrying about with replacement bleachers.
    Raelskye: Lord Arak attempts to land on the field again, but with 60 Ascended nearby, the Rift is instantly closed.
    Raelskye: Crucia decides now is clearly not a good time to invade…
    Raelskye: The Guardians snap the dwarf… Cyril sets up the throw… and overthrows Floop by a mile!
    Khraaz: Poor dwarf being snapped.
    Raelskye: And the dwarf goes out of bounds…
    Raelskye: Second and ten… the Guardians are setting up the pass rush… Cyril hands the dwarf to Atrophinius!
    Raelskye: SATYR QUAKE!
    Strikelittle: Meeeeeaaaaaaad!
    Raelskye: He goes rushing for the endzone… the Eth in hot pursuit!
    Takaixia: Yeah!
    Raelskye: 30… 20… 10… OOOH! BROUGHT DOWN ON THE FIVE YARD LINE!
    Raelskye: He’s trying to stretch out his arms, but the dwarf is kicking him in the face…
    Ernestra: GO GUARDIANS GO!
    Raelskye: It’s first and goal, the Defiants are now mad as hell…
    Raelskye: FLAG! Offsides…
    Raelskye: Wait, two flags!
    Raelskye: Flag against the Defiants, taunting!
    Khraaz: BOO
    Raelskye: Flag against the Guardians, false start!
    Raelskye: Meanwhile, the dwarf is sharing a mead with Atrophinius…
    Khraaz: It’s a drinking-dwarf’s game.
    Barnette: When dwarves drink during a long game, they drink [insert name here].
    Khraaz: Dwarfenbrau.
    Raelskye: Borrin is on the sidelines surrounded by elf women… “I don’t often drink mead, but when I do… I drink it fast before Atrophinius notices…”
    Takaixia: He is… The Most Interesting Dwarf In The World.
    Raelskye: It’s second and goal… the dwarf is a bit wobbly before being snapped to Cyril…
    Raelskye: The Eth rush Cyril…
    Raelskye: He scrambles…
    Raelskye: The Eth are blocked by the guards… and CYRIL RUNS!
    Nebucent: Lmao.
    Raelskye: Shyla is screaming on the sidelines!
    Raelskye: 10… 5… HE’S IN THE ENDZONE!
    Raelskye: CYRIL SPIKES THE DWARF!
    Raelskye: Borrin promptly kneecaps Cyril with a hammer for harming his kinsman.
    Raelskye: TOUCHDOWN GUARDIANS!
    Riachy: The ref says it’s good.
    Khraaz: BOO
    Raelskye: And the play is reviewed in Tempest Bay…
    Raelskye: Ruling on the field stands… the Guardians have scored… Katia comes in for the extra point…
    Raelskye: The refs are watching the Bahmi closely…
    Raelskye: And the kick is good!
    Raelskye: The instant replay shows the dwarf screaming as he passes the uprights…
    Raelskye: Lucky for the dwarf, he takes no falling damage.
    Raelskye: Shyla and her elves are strutting their stuff on the sidelines…
    Raelskye: Dacia is sharpening her spear…
    Raelskye: Tonight’s game has been brought to you by the Storm Legion… ALL HAIL CRUCIA— *the sound abruptly turns to static as the Ascended firebomb the speakers*
    Raelskye: The refs go to present the game dwarf to the MVP of the game…
    Raelskye: The refs present the game dwarf to Atrophinius…
    Raelskye: Who promptly goes back to drinking.
    Raelskye: Along with the dwarf.
    Strikelittle: He stopped?
    Nebucent: Nah.
    Raelskye: Thank you for following tonight’s broadcast by the National Dwarfball League.
    Raelskye: Please remember to drink responsibly and not kill any of Atrophinius’ vespids in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Raki View Post
    Come on! It's football season. Give us some pads, helmets and team jerseys.
    I'm sure the Euros will love this.

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    Rael, that dwarfball game needs to happen again. I missed that one!!!!!!1

    Also @topic: YES. All my yes. Trion, football attire wardrobe set. Now.
    Serale@Faeblight

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    I always felt some of the Warrior outfits from Storm Legion looked like some kind of futuristic football outfits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meowy View Post
    Rael, that dwarfball game needs to happen again. I missed that one!!!!!!1

    Also @topic: YES. All my yes. Trion, football attire wardrobe set. Now.
    I may host another dwarfball game later in the season... maybe this time will be the Ascended vs the Storm Legion.

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    no thanks. we neither need them, nor want them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Raki View Post
    Come on! It's football season. Give us some pads, helmets and team jerseys.
    I think he meant it's the american version of rugby season.
    Not football.

    Last edited by Wackywoo; 09-02-2015 at 06:36 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phartoute View Post
    no thanks. we neither need them, nor want them.
    Dunno who "we" are. But I want them. And yes I do mean American football. Don't act like it's not big in other countries too. I've seen the stands fill when it goes to England and Canada.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Raki View Post
    Dunno who "we" are. But I want them. And yes I do mean American football. Don't act like it's not big in other countries too. I've seen the stands fill when it goes to England and Canada.
    that is a fake sport, everyone knows about it.
    real people play real rugby.

    i also want a sarong in indonesia colors and a cricket bat weapon with aussie decals.

    if we cant have our things then we're not going to let you have your things either.

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    Now i know im in the minority here, but no, we really don't need that in a "Fantasy" game.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ric0 View Post
    Now i know im in the minority here, but no, we really don't need that in a "Fantasy" game.........
    no sir, we're a majority (we're winning!!)

    less "modern", more fantasy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by phartoute View Post
    that is a fake sport, everyone knows about it.
    real people play real rugby.

    i also want a sarong in indonesia colors and a cricket bat weapon with aussie decals.

    if we cant have our things then we're not going to let you have your things either.
    Don't hate on other countries sports just because you don't like it. To American's cricket seems like a pretty dumb way to play baseball. Doesn't mean we will hate on it.

    Besides that I am pretty sure Trion is an American company. So IF they could cut a deal with NFL, MLB, NHL, NCAA or any other American sports leagues then wouldn't that make all the sense since they are an American company?

    Take the post for what it is. A joke. Sure I'd love to see it happen. But we all know it wouldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Raki View Post
    Don't hate on other countries sports just because you don't like it. To American's cricket seems like a pretty dumb way to play baseball. Doesn't mean we will hate on it.
    Baseball = Rounders in Europe.

    Just saying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ric0 View Post
    Now i know im in the minority here, but no, we really don't need that in a "Fantasy" game.........
    Those outfits are so "Korean MMO". Rift is not like that, fortunately. I agree with you, we really don't need them.
    Last edited by IAlwaysDie; 09-02-2015 at 09:28 AM.

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