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Thread: ****? In my Rift? It's more likely than you think!

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    Default ****? In my Rift? It's more likely than you think!

    So, I was logging in today and I noticed this wallpaper which looks pretty harmless by itself until my brain caught wind of a distinctive fallace. Maybe I haven't been as aware in the past, or as horny, but this deffinitely struck a chord this time. So, I present to you, Storm Legion Peenor. Do you think it's meant to be there? Did an artist of a certain sexual orientation sneak it in? Coincidence? Who knows. I will let you be the judge!

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    I think you might want to get some soap for that mind of yours

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    Dude. There are days when I absolutely love you.
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    There are ****'s all over in Rift if you look.

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    Dude there's even one in the nation's capital. Pretty shocking stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by dead2soon View Post
    There are ****'s all over in Rift if you look.
    When I was leveling during Storm Legion's launch, if you were lucky enough to watch me stream 48 hours, my guild leader Steinbrenner and Spaky were there and in a specific zone we caught more peenor references than in any other game or zone. There was a quest to get "meaty bark" from some "flesh trees". I mean...cmon! We thought it was hilarious, combined with the 2 days of no sleep. There were also some tall trees with some white vines hanging down emanating from their top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by intrinsc View Post
    When I was leveling during Storm Legion's launch, if you were lucky enough to watch me stream 48 hours, my guild leader Steinbrenner and Spaky were there and in a specific zone we caught more peenor references than in any other game or zone. There was a quest to get "meaty bark" from some "flesh trees". I mean...cmon! We thought it was hilarious, combined with the 2 days of no sleep. There were also some tall trees with some white vines hanging down emanating from their top.
    ROS was like one big ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dead2soon View Post
    ROS was like one big ****.
    there is a quite obvious bodily function in the entrance of EE

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    That pic does not look like anything you just described.

    What you need to do, is go make yourself a bubble bath, light some scented candles, and be sure your bath toys are charged.

    Then you can come back to rift and raid without getting distracted by gelidra's wardrobe malfunctions are the twins and their tunics.
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    Well,

    It is true that obelisks themselves are designed to be phallic in nature. We didn't come up with the iconography, nature & historical humans did.

    That said - I do think this is a bit of a stretch, and certainly not illustrated to the grand-scale of say: the cover of "The Little Mermaid"

    Since I think we already have enough **** jokes for one forum - I'm going to go ahead and just lock this, thanks for being ever observant as always Instrinsc
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