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    Default Trion is stealing my IDENTITY!!!

    .....as a dwarf.

    I rolled a dwarf because dwarves 'get it done!'.....as long as we look menacing.
    But what have I had to endure for almost 20 levels now?

    This.

    May I present the newbie plate chestpiece awarded in the tutorial zone.



    Not very dwarvish. But I understand that it's a one-size-fits-all kinda thing in the tutorial zone.
    Once I get to the "real" world to do my dwarfy business and start owning, I get a new chestpiece from a monster.
    Yay! New look!


    (Pugilist's Cuirass of the "" - lvl 9)

    Or not.
    But hey, I just picked up armorsmithing. Being a dwarven smith has to count for something, right?
    I mean, I wouldn't make anything that looks like the above, would I?


    (Tin Cuirass - lvl 11)

    Yes I did. Okay, it's tin, a lowly metal. Maybe dwarves just can't do much with that.
    But then I find COPPER! Shiny copper, that has to fashion into some dwarven copper breastplate, right?


    (Copper Cuirass - lvl 19)

    Apparently not.
    All's not lost though! I found a Legionnaire's Cuirass! It came from a real Legionnaire I think!
    This has to at least look a LITTLE different from what I've been suffering through, right?


    (Legionnaire's Cuirass of the "" - lvl 21)

    My dwarf is about to commit a felony.
    But then I see a BLUE plate chestpiece from a Rift. Surely this, THIS has to be something special. I mean it's blue. It's shiny. It has to look somewhat menacing, right?


    (Hussar's Cuirass of the "" - lvl 23)

    What the hell is that??!! Am I wearing a skirt? Maybe I should just roll a female dwarf instead?

    Trion...do you not like plate wearing dwarves or what?
    You couldn't make the armor look just a BIT different in 20 levels?
    Really?

    You stole my dwarf identity. I want it back.
    If my Dwarf doesn't have it back, he'll never find that special someone because by then he will have lost his dwarfhood.

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    Ahahahahahahahhaha....

    I love it

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    You probably want to reword your thread title it seems in breach of the forum rules and looks A LOT like you are calling them out.

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    Awesome. The MS Paint facial reactions were superb.

    Unfortunately, you'll have to wait for different-looking armor.
    New appearances usually come every 10 levels or so.

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    This is the new Bear Form pic isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inspired View Post
    You probably want to reword your thread title it seems in breach of the forum rules and looks A LOT like you are calling them out.
    I read the code of conduct.
    Didn't see anything that my post is in violation of.

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    It's not just dwarves, armor models are all around suckage for all races.
    I have a photoshopic memory. I remember everything you say or do exactly the way I want to.

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    Roflmao great post

    Nice to see someone has a sense of humor while making a valid complaint

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    Lol, AWESOME thread, thanks for the giggle.

    And +1 for agreement on armor looks, mwahahaha.
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    I had a good lol - thanks

    PS: Hope they give you some different looking armor!

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    Hehe, very nice!

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    If u get an armor piece selection from questing, you could preview all the pieces you can wear then just get the coolest looking one. Great post btw xD

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    Hahahaha great post. It made me giggle a little :P

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    This really just brings back up the complaint about TRION producing so much of their armor using previous armor models. A very big design flaw on TRION's part, and really no excuse.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dwindarf View Post
    .....as a dwarf.

    I rolled a dwarf because dwarves 'get it done!'.....as long as we look menacing.
    But what have I had to endure for almost 20 levels now?

    This.

    May I present the newbie plate chestpiece awarded in the tutorial zone.



    Not very dwarvish. But I understand that it's a one-size-fits-all kinda thing in the tutorial zone.
    Once I get to the "real" world to do my dwarfy business and start owning, I get a new chestpiece from a monster.
    Yay! New look!


    (Pugilist's Cuirass of the "" - lvl 9)

    Or not.
    But hey, I just picked up armorsmithing. Being a dwarven smith has to count for something, right?
    I mean, I wouldn't make anything that looks like the above, would I?


    (Tin Cuirass - lvl 11)

    Yes I did. Okay, it's tin, a lowly metal. Maybe dwarves just can't do much with that.
    But then I find COPPER! Shiny copper, that has to fashion into some dwarven copper breastplate, right?


    (Copper Cuirass - lvl 19)

    Apparently not.
    All's not lost though! I found a Legionnaire's Cuirass! It came from a real Legionnaire I think!
    This has to at least look a LITTLE different from what I've been suffering through, right?


    (Legionnaire's Cuirass of the "" - lvl 21)

    My dwarf is about to commit a felony.
    But then I see a BLUE plate chestpiece from a Rift. Surely this, THIS has to be something special. I mean it's blue. It's shiny. It has to look somewhat menacing, right?


    (Hussar's Cuirass of the "" - lvl 23)

    What the hell is that??!! Am I wearing a skirt? Maybe I should just roll a female dwarf instead?

    Trion...do you not like plate wearing dwarves or what?
    You couldn't make the armor look just a BIT different in 20 levels?
    Really?

    You stole my dwarf identity. I want it back.
    If my Dwarf doesn't have it back, he'll never find that special someone because by then he will have lost his dwarfhood.
    I had a good laugh reading this! Thanks!

    P.S. However, don't think for a moment that leather armor for High Elf ladies is much better... if anything it seems to get worse with level.
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