After every expansion, a literal army of little WoW zombies hit the web. After 2 solid hours of playing through the latest expansion, they spread like a plague across the internet infecting every game, forum, and beta test, causing a wide swath of destruction with an endless supply of e-tears and therapy bills.
Well it's time to take a stand and pull this infectious weed from the root. We have a once in a lifetime chance to stop it before it can spread and ruin more lives. For my part I will never speak the word " WoW" again, and promise not to remind them that they are casual gamers in any more replies. I am on strike, I will not take it anymore.
THEY MUST BE STOPPED ONCE AND FOR ALL !!!
For the best response I will personally mail you my special collectors box of kleenex with an official WoW logo imprinted on every tissue. Be the envy of your friends and cry away until your next expansion when you go running back with wide eyed wonderment just to return 3 hours later a bitter and broken gamer.
Join me in my cause and show your support !!!! Don't be left standing when the music stops and we kick them all back to their mother's basements and show them....
"WE ARE MAD AS HELL AND WE ARE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE"