Quote Originally Posted by Walsingham View Post
Avast ye, me Hearties! Fetch me some bacon or ye soon be walkin' the plank! That bacon be yer best post as a pirate as to why you love RIFT. And none of that thar privateer talk, either. If yer story be sailin' like a beauty, I'll dig in me coffers an' might be tossin' some booty yer way. She might not be a parrot, but she be doin' just fine. So be it! Truth is, she soon be feedin' the fish keepin' fer me up all night. Arrrrrgh! Or maybe I be gettin' rid of this cook, he just be yappin' all the time, eatin' all the grub. An' use yer likes if you be enjoyin' one of them thar tales. It just might make a an import of which I pick. Savvy? Now snap to smartly, buckos!
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