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Thread: Lets hold hands and yoga - a sony feature presentation

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    Default Lets hold hands and yoga - a sony feature presentation

    A new film based loosely on the chronicles of one particular Rifter as he sets out on his journey from level one noob to a level 60 end all be all warden of rift has been announced for release by Sony films. Aye' Tis true! Follow along as we explore the journey of an elf. "How do I pvp?" you ask? We will show you in this unprecedented documentary that captures the essence of badass. Featuring a supporting cast of emmy award winning whiners and trolls, our hero is played by none other than Pee Wee Herman himself. Listen along with excitement as he repeats one of his two lines in the film "C'mon guys - we can win this if we stick together" and "I believe in you, just follow me to the win!" over and over again. Hold your breath in awe as we watch him "Slay the hated Rgi" in one shot fashion, and tackle the Hello Kitty PM that is ran by the wicked HK nemesis, Predict. This fall, follow an elf to fantastic glory and adoration from fledgling elfling to king of Rift in the years surest film hit sensation "Lets hold hands and yoga"

    ....eat snacky smores.

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    Champion of Telara Aveleys's Avatar
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    The level of stupidity that this thread presents is unique to the rift playerbase.

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    What happens next
    RGI@Deepwood --- <-Hello Kitty->
    [A Stick]
    King of Conquest

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    White people say the dumbest **** I swear.

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    wat?
    10 charactersrrs

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    A sexy district attorney teams up with a plug ugly dog to save the earth from aliens. In the process they accidentally kill four British men on welfare. By the end of the movie they have sex with 7 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their kind hearted prostitute, living happily ever after.
    Think Die Hard meets backdoor ***** 9

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    Starring Zoe Deschanel as a gamer-girl sidekick who overcomes a series of bad boyfriends, gets her Myrm gear along the way, and learns to find love in a crazy sci-fi-horror-romantic-comedy world. Co-directed by Michael Bay and M. Night Shyamalan, produced by Rob Schneider.

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    Also starring Jason Segel as a fedora wearing neckbeard who buys hundreds of dollars in cash shop items for a mysterious woman who conveniently has no mic or webcam. He has no idea "she" is a guy in real life. Totally fictional story amirite this would never happen in real life.

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    Rob Schneider is a professional rift pvp 5s champion with everything going great for him

    Only problem is, he is about to become

    "Record scratch"

    A GIRL!

    And he is about to find out that being female is pretty fail.

    Will he win the upcomming 5s match?

    Can he prove that girls actually do play rift?

    Come and watch this 24/7 laugh out loud comedy

    "Gamer Girl."

    produced by who cares you'll ****ing watch it.
    Last edited by Thedarkside; 07-07-2014 at 07:26 PM.

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    Edit whoops wrong thread.
    Last edited by Thedarkside; 07-07-2014 at 07:26 PM.

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