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    Default The Rules of Conquest Club

    1st RULE: You do not talk about Conquest CLUB.
    2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Conquest CLUB.
    3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the Conquest is over.
    4th RULE: Only three teams to a Conquest .
    5th RULE: One Conquest at a time.
    6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
    7th RULE: Conquest will go on as long as they have to.
    8th RULE: If this is your first night at Conquest CLUB, you HAVE to fight.


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    What is this? I am sure this club is so secretive we are unable to see the member base. How do I join? Is this open to just males or females because that is just wrong either way. When you burn toast it sometimes makes your flat smell like cookies other times it smells like fish tank water that needs to be changed. My girlfriend left the fish tank when she went to Finland, I had to prepare the fish for their baths and I had to feed them. So I made grilled cheese, cut it into quarters and threw it into the tank. I then went fishing that afternoon, came home and my cat was floating upside down in the tank eating the grilled cheese.

    Have you been to Finland?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Newguy View Post
    What is this? I am sure this club is so secretive we are unable to see the member base. How do I join? Is this open to just males or females because that is just wrong either way. When you burn toast it sometimes makes your flat smell like cookies other times it smells like fish tank water that needs to be changed. My girlfriend left the fish tank when she went to Finland, I had to prepare the fish for their baths and I had to feed them. So I made grilled cheese, cut it into quarters and threw it into the tank. I then went fishing that afternoon, came home and my cat was floating upside down in the tank eating the grilled cheese.

    Have you been to Finland?
    lol wut!?

    In order to join you must take off your shirt and shoes via rule 6. Then press "K" and enlist in the conquest.

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    I believe you broke the second rule.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malidrag View Post
    I believe you broke the second rule.
    Crappp!!!!

    Now I need to figure out a way to get back in.

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