+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 12 of 12
Like Tree13Likes
  • 10 Post By ilex011
  • 2 Post By Meaghanne
  • 1 Post By ilex011

Thread: All I Ever Needed to Know About Life, I Learned From Warfronts

  1. #1
    Ascendant ilex011's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,309

    Default All I Ever Needed to Know About Life, I Learned From Warfronts

    Me, in KR: *marks our healers in order of most viable before match begins*

    Challenging Teammate: "IDIOT MARKING HEALERS IDIOT MARKING HEALERS"

    Me: "..."

    Another Teammate, to Challenging Teammate: "You do know the other team can't see our markers, right?"

    Me: "I marked them so we know who to protect, dumbo." <--not my finest moment, but hey.

    Challenging Teammate: "Idiot. Mark them with something else then"

    Me, losing patience: "You mean something other than the universal sign for HEAL???"

    *Me, proceeds to get showered with tons of heals while trying to peel from healers, match over in less than a minute*



    In other news, I like the new CQ map very much because it's huge and complex. And pretty much one big clusterspork this time of nite. Did you know you can fish up artifacts and dim items? You can! I got 2 Tables with Plates and a Storm Legion Banner, in fact. This match was going particularly poorly. Crafting turrets was fun though.

    When we were REALLY pathetically losing I turned myself into a pumpkin by one of the mine carts at a pond and fished next to an enemy for a while. People were just passing me right by in my pumpkin form, as though autumn squashes are no rare sight in the shattered reality that is Steppes of Infinity.

    Then found the Secret Hot Tub Cave and had a naked dance party with some other peeps. Unintended Use of Creative Mechanics perhaps, but it was a LONG CQ and I usually never do that.

    Cool story, sis, I know. I should copy this into my real paper diary so after I die, rich and famous, people will read this and go WTF?!? Kind of like "ROSEBUD!" but a lot less high-brow.

    It's late. I'm on Ny-Quil. Thanks to those who did not kill me but stopped to fish with me. It was a lost match from the start anyway.

    Special thanks to the Tact who started torrenting me and then said "Aw, ladybug it" midway through and stopped to let me live.

    PINES THIS EXCLUDES YOU, YOU KILLER OF AUTUMNAL VEGETATION!!

    Watch the profanity por favor - Ocho
    Last edited by Ocho; 04-03-2014 at 09:54 AM. Reason: die worte ist die hoelle
    Faeblight
    ilexx: lvl 60 High Elf Necromancer/Chloro
    RIFT 3.0 incoming soon... get ready for some surprises!
    Quote Originally Posted by Thitizen View Post
    Helicopters? Tesla Coils? Skrillex?

  2. #2
    Rift Chaser Xnats's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Posts
    323

    Default

    Lol, that was a funny recap of your evening. I'm wondering if there would be any interest in forming a fishing premade, it is always safer doing things with a well balanced group.
    Corinze@Wolfsbane

  3. #3
    Ascendant ilex011's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,309

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Xnats View Post
    Lol, that was a funny recap of your evening. I'm wondering if there would be any interest in forming a fishing premade, it is always safer doing things with a well balanced group.
    hahaha, yeah it is safer! some peeps in raid chat were even telling me where they fish! some stopped to cast a few as well. I did it in the open shallow ponds right on the pathways.
    Last edited by ilex011; 04-02-2014 at 04:47 AM.
    Faeblight
    ilexx: lvl 60 High Elf Necromancer/Chloro
    RIFT 3.0 incoming soon... get ready for some surprises!
    Quote Originally Posted by Thitizen View Post
    Helicopters? Tesla Coils? Skrillex?

  4. #4
    Rift Disciple
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    124

    Default

    Always protect your healer and if not it is GG already.

  5. #5
    RIFT Guide Writer Meaghanne's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Posts
    1,313

    Default

    You are hilarious!
    Nurse on Faeblight ~ GL of Philanthropy
    www.philanthropy-community.com
    Quote Originally Posted by MickNico View Post
    CQ needs a enema.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scaramuccia View Post
    Don't worry, I'm just trying out my new forum PvP macro. It's all good.

  6. #6
    Plane Walker Baalthorne's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Posts
    402

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ilex011 View Post
    too much work to edit the quote again - Ocho
    I enjoyed this post. 8/10
    Last edited by Ocho; 04-03-2014 at 09:55 AM.

  7. #7
    Ascendant Solaxys's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Posts
    2,052

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Meaghanne View Post
    You are hilarious!
    you are back?!

  8. #8
    RIFT Guide Writer Meaghanne's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2012
    Posts
    1,313

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Solaxys View Post
    you are back?!
    Yes, been on Nurse the last few days PVPing, having a blast! I've still been in Rift, just on my mains that slay dragons.

    Good to be back however I want to hold a pow wow on peeling for healers and how not to send death threats to your chain CC'd healer when you're dead ;)
    Last edited by Meaghanne; 04-04-2014 at 03:22 AM.
    Nurse on Faeblight ~ GL of Philanthropy
    www.philanthropy-community.com
    Quote Originally Posted by MickNico View Post
    CQ needs a enema.
    Quote Originally Posted by Scaramuccia View Post
    Don't worry, I'm just trying out my new forum PvP macro. It's all good.

  9. #9
    Ascendant ilex011's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,309

    Default

    Ocho's use of random words to edit my post made me giggle: "spork" "ladybug"- I think I will use these from now on, haha!


    sorry for the clustersporking, ocho!
    Faeblight
    ilexx: lvl 60 High Elf Necromancer/Chloro
    RIFT 3.0 incoming soon... get ready for some surprises!
    Quote Originally Posted by Thitizen View Post
    Helicopters? Tesla Coils? Skrillex?

  10. #10
    Ascendant ilex011's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,309

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Meaghanne View Post
    Yes, been on Nurse the last few days PVPing, having a blast!

    Yaaaaaaaaay!
    Faeblight
    ilexx: lvl 60 High Elf Necromancer/Chloro
    RIFT 3.0 incoming soon... get ready for some surprises!
    Quote Originally Posted by Thitizen View Post
    Helicopters? Tesla Coils? Skrillex?

  11. #11
    Ascendant Pines's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Posts
    1,512

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by ilex011 View Post
    snip
    Oops.

    Last edited by Pines; 04-04-2014 at 12:44 AM.
    what is this I don't even

  12. #12
    Ascendant ilex011's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    3,309

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Pines View Post
    Oops.

    rofl! no pie for you this thanskgiving!
    Faeblight
    ilexx: lvl 60 High Elf Necromancer/Chloro
    RIFT 3.0 incoming soon... get ready for some surprises!
    Quote Originally Posted by Thitizen View Post
    Helicopters? Tesla Coils? Skrillex?

+ Reply to Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts