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    Default Tempest joke thread

    Q: How many tempests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    A: Not possible. They're all too busy licking Trion's rift.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Juno
    Juno who?
    Juno that tempest is overpowered

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Don't cry. You still have 20% of your health left

    Alright, that's all I got for now. Please, add your own
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    Rift.

    /10ch
    The only rogue troll who does better with his warrior and plays his warrior more then his rogue.

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    Pvp in general.

    Something something buff warriors we don't have a snare.
    Last edited by Dahliablood; 01-10-2014 at 09:14 PM.
    Awesome game. #1 PvP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dahliablood View Post
    Pvp in general.

    Something something buff warriors we don't have a snare.
    Don't forget no utility.

    Oh and nerf MM, pyro and dom.
    The only rogue troll who does better with his warrior and plays his warrior more then his rogue.

    Kaesola@Deepwood (Formerly Kaesoia/Kaesola@Wolfsbane); Miafereen@Wolfsbane (Formerly Malesh@Laethys)

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    Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Albie.
    Albie who?
    Albie playing tempest til this sht is fixed

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    Q. How do you get a guardian nun pregnant?

    A. Dress her up as a choir boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocho View Post
    Or to put it more simply, it doesn't matter if you're topping the charts if you're killing the wrong people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dahliablood View Post
    Pvp in general.

    Something something buff warriors we don't have a snare.
    That was funny.


    another version:

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Buff
    Buff who?
    Buff warriors, we don't have a snare
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    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Yusi
    Yusi who?
    Yusi me one shot that guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kronos v View Post
    lmfao1234lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by charliekelly View Post
    Damage is absolutely meaningless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charliekelly View Post
    Damage is absolutely meaningless.

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    Another ''Tempest is OP'' QQ thread.

    How about you learn how to fight a tempest?

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    Tempests are fine!
    One shot ability has 15sec cd and cast time to balance it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Another View Post
    Tempests are fine!
    One shot ability has 15sec cd and cast time to balance it.
    So, I take it you're around level 20-40. At level 60, Tempest is one of the weakest Warrior specs, and needs to be buffed for sure.

    Here's the level 60 Tempest situation - 24k health, no defensive/survivability skills at all, medium DPS.

    A Mage can kill a Tempest in 10 seconds. If you're saying that Tempest is OP, you serously need to learn how to play your class correctly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by God of Rift View Post
    So, I take it you're around level 20-40. At level 60, Tempest is one of the weakest Warrior specs, and needs to be buffed for sure.

    Here's the level 60 Tempest situation - 24k health, no defensive/survivability skills at all, medium DPS.

    A Mage can kill a Tempest in 10 seconds. If you're saying that Tempest is OP, you serously need to learn how to play your class correctly.
    I said that Tempests are fine, read the post again.




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