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    Default Gun For Hire

    I am a gun for hire. I will roll with anyone whether it be ABL, RoD, or HELLO KITTY. It just depends on who pays me more. Rg pays a nice fee, but Aqua has been slacking with his payments. Zyanayaya just likes my company.

    So if you need a gun for hire (whether it be CQ or WF's), be sure to look me up. We can discuss payments privately.

    Oh and here's my theme song (Aqua is prolly the only one old enough to get it). I wear my pants tighter than Bruce and I have better abs. Unfortunately, I haven't banged Courtney Cox (on my to do list).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs

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    I like Hello Kitty.

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    I'm making my own CQ team and we're looking for a Garen

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    Quote Originally Posted by definitelyleagueoflegends View Post
    i'm making my own cq team and we're looking for a garen

    Demacia!!!!!!!
    Last edited by Garen Crownguard; 11-20-2013 at 02:46 AM.

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    BMP social escorts is also available fore hire. don't be shy even if you're a blading middle age men with a pot belly and neckbeard, as long as the price is right everything is possible.

    devakk's taking all the creepy customers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AceinHole View Post
    I am a gun for hire. I will roll with anyone whether it be ABL, RoD, or HELLO KITTY. It just depends on who pays me more. Rg pays a nice fee, but Aqua has been slacking with his payments. Zyanayaya just likes my company.

    So if you need a gun for hire (whether it be CQ or WF's), be sure to look me up. We can discuss payments privately.

    Oh and here's my theme song (Aqua is prolly the only one old enough to get it). I wear my pants tighter than Bruce and I have better abs. Unfortunately, I haven't banged Courtney Cox (on my to do list).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs
    Can I just pay you to whisper sweet everythings in my ear?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangu View Post
    Can I just pay you to whisper sweet everythings in my ear?
    I think that's more up mired's backalley.

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    I am the true gun for hire. Just follow my sword to victory. It will be a slaughter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dualla View Post
    I think that's more up mired's backalley.
    backalley? o.0


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    Quote Originally Posted by Orangu View Post
    backalley? o.0
    ask him what BMP stands for
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    I would like to sell me furrie services.Gun For Hire-2013-11-19_182802.jpg
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    How do I get to see dem guns though?
    Awesome game. #1 PvP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dahliablood View Post
    How do I get to see dem guns though?
    eat your protein and swallow

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    Quote Originally Posted by SprawlnBrawl View Post
    eat your protein and swallow
    Must refrain from making inappropriate joke that would get me an infraction.

    Edit: Also, totally went home and watched mma fights with that nerdy hottie.
    Last edited by Dahliablood; 11-20-2013 at 01:12 PM.
    Awesome game. #1 PvP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SprawlnBrawl View Post
    eat your protein and swallow
    http://i.imgur.com/xgz9nkR.gif
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