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Thread: Mouth Breathers: You suck. Just stop. You ruin everything.

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    Champion of Telara Mire's Avatar
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    Default Mouth Breathers: You suck. Just stop. You ruin everything.

    Before you homosapiens all get your panties up in a bunch, posting all your nude pics and terrible taken selfies with too much lighting and telling me how 'awesome' mouth breathers can be, first realize that I am not talking to you.
    I'm not talking to the one in 15 humans that actually did something beneficial for human race. If that's you then chill, this isn't for you.

    I am referring to the other 14 out of 15 that join this world as a mouthbreather that already has 10+ dropbears and sasquatch, who CAN'T breathe through their nose, and decide that it
    would somehow be a good idea to NOT use their mouth for the purpose it was designed for and perform ******** on their fking teammates. There may be a few transexual that could easily switch gender, but that isn't the problem.

    I sometimes feel that some of you mouthbreathers have NO DESIRE TO LIVE, I see this often in cities like New York and Rome, there will be 5 guys in the city and they are all in ****ty clothes and tight leather pants, when a small application of common sense would show them that using their mouth as intended would probably get them a job with higher than minimun wages.

    Say what you want, but everyone knows that humans were specifically designed to breathe through the nose, and if you didn't want to breathe through your nose, you should'nt have been born as a homosapien, simple as that.

    Sincerely,

    Every other miserable oganism stuck on the same planet as you.

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    .........Sorry
    The only way that someone from Cluster 2 is actually as bad as you all say is if they started playing this game in 2.3 (Free to Play launch).

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    Then stop breathing out of your mouth Mire.

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    that wasn't what your mom said last night in bed

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    What if you alternate between the mouth and nostrils?
    What if you use both orifices simultaneously?
    What if you are sick and have a blocked nose?


    I feel that your rather frank assessment of one's personality/attributes based upon their preference of respiratory orifice could use some work. I recommend that you review the literature and conduct a proper study on the matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tookmyjob View Post
    What if you alternate between the mouth and nostrils?
    What if you use both orifices simultaneously?
    What if you are sick and have a blocked nose?


    I feel that your rather frank assessment of one's personality/attributes based upon their preference of respiratory orifice could use some work. I recommend that you review the literature and conduct a proper study on the matter.
    I tried to do both at once and I got laughed at
    The only way that someone from Cluster 2 is actually as bad as you all say is if they started playing this game in 2.3 (Free to Play launch).

    Proud officer and Mage class lead of <Zombies>

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    What did i just read.
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    FArk!

    I knows I gots a bad habit.

    Wonder that...

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    Hey, if the mouth breathers could pull low OPS (oxygen per sec), sure. Go mouth breather. I've got no issue with a low OPS mouth breather in the world. But if not, use your nose.

    P.S.
    tyrannos is a very high OPS mouth breather
    Last edited by IgotMail; 11-08-2013 at 07:47 PM.

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    The Forums are in bad shape when all we have for entertainment is a troll like the OP.

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    omg, we should totally make a ED copypasta entry. so much win.
    Last edited by TheDoomgiver; 11-08-2013 at 08:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bctrainers View Post
    What did i just read.
    this^

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    Once when I was snorkeling off of Prince Edward Island on a balmy summer day the snorkel fell out of my mouth and the mask from my face. You see I sneezed and snot went everywhere under water. Have you ever seen floating snot? I have until the horses came and we saw a unicorn. When my snorkel fell out of my mouth I had accidentally become a mouth breather. I hope the op is not talking to me if so my girlfriend would be so mad at me because I would not be here then.

    I wonder that.
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